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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: March, 2018
Mar 26, 2018

Jerry and Christian shout out a special thanks to Brawley, CA for an amazing show. Jesus is NOT onboard. He bombed.

Then, Jerry reveals he got dumped two weeks ago! He says it's the first time it's happened without him doing something wrong. Jesus and Christian play social media detectives to piece together the timeline. The Wannabes disagree on the wisdom of rebound sex.

When Christian asks if the guys believe in karma, Jesus reveals that he believes he is cursed. He never sleeps and can't enjoy being happy. Well shit, that took a dark turn.

All this, plus a bad set helps Jerry realize he can't make gay jokes in 2018. Christian wonders if he secretly loves Trump.

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BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT: The American Wannabes made the cut for the NoHo Comedy Fest podcast lineup! Get ready for our first live show! Details soon.

COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Jerry and Jesus headline Clearwater Casino in Seattle, WA, March 27!

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 19, 2018

The guys discuss their latest AMIGOS THURSDAY show at The Comedy Store, where the great Paul Rodriguez dropped in!

Jesus goes OFF on their buddy/fellow comedian Raul Reyes, who wanted to close the show WITHOUT EARNING IT. Jerry shouts out a happy birthday to his son while dressed like a gangster. Christian vapes weed on Facebook Live, inspiring a friend to out what company he works for.

Then, the Wannabes play audio of a woman explaining her views on cheating. Jesus and Christian lose their shit as Jerry explains how women should always be held to a higher standard than men (because he has such great respect for them). Christian claims ladies don't want a big dick. And Jesus is blown away to learn that most women own vibrators.

We end with the Wannabes responding to a comment from the Chingo Bling episode, about them "talking over one another."

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

Jerry and Jesus headline Clearwater Casino in Seattle, WA, March 27!

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 12, 2018

You asked for it. You demanded it. You bitched that it hadn't happened yet. Finally, Mr. CHINGO BLING himself joins the Wannabes in-studio for a bonus-length episode!

Jesus says Jerry's style is whack. Christian's wife wants a baby, so he got a new dog. Jerry still hates traffic, and Chingo is HERE for that.

The Houston superstar joins the guys for a deep conversation about his life and career. Chingo talks about going from college radio host to chopped-and-screwed dirty south rapper to the first non-black artist on the cover of Source. Then, how he transitioned to his first love: stand-up comedy. Hear how Chingo learned to hustle at the flea market, turned down a movie deal, bombed horribly as a comedian, and left behind his aluminum foil grill (true story), all on the road to success.

Plus, meet Marisol, Chingo's hard-as-nails road manager / pregnant wife! She's the one kicking you out of the VIP.

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 6, 2018

Jesus wants to see DUNKIRK, but Christian tells him it's not what he expects. Christian wants to see THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Jesus' recap starts with "she finger bangs herself every morning." Christian gives a rave review of I, TONYA.

Jerry shares an article titled "11 Things That Make People Less Attractive," and the guys discover Jerry has a pretty confusing double standard.

Then, hear the story of Jerry's CARS audition for Disney, which did not go well. Jesus admits he once backed out of a part in a Mexican TV docuseries when he found out he was playing a pedophile. 

Christian asks everyone to share the biggest lie they've told to get with a girl.

We end with an update on the Deep Dimples/Jerry "bitches" situation.

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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