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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: October, 2018
Oct 25, 2018

Jerry uses statistics to clear up his thoughts on women, Christian lands on ABC News to talk about the Lotto, and Jesus is down to smash some doñas.

The Wannabes encourage the Dodger faithful to stay faithful! Jerry recaps exactly how much money he lost during his week in Vegas (spoiler: A LOT). Then, Jesus and Christian suggest Jerry clear the air after last week’s upsetting discussion of his “perfect woman.” The explanation ends with Jesus expecting death threats.

Then, Jesus shares a truly disturbing story about an infected nut sack, which somehow leads the guys to ponder exactly how old is too old to hit it.

A female-friendly episode for all the chicas en su vida.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

TOMORROW: FRIDAY, 10/26 @ The Civic Arts Plaza in Thousand Oaks, CA!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Oct 15, 2018

Jerry gears up for a Vegas trip. Then, the Wannabes vs. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Finally, because no one demanded it, the guys talk foreplay.

The Wannabes debate joining Jerry in Las Vegas, and break down the finer points of a long stint in Sin City.

Then, Christian reveals he suffers night terrors. The opinions and "advice" of Catholic priests only made them scarier. This leads the guys into a discussion of The Catholic Church, and they do NOT hold back. Expect righteous anger followed by a huge Catholic Guilt Hangover.

Jerry hands off the long-awaited Stamino pill to Christian, and the guys have lots of thoughts on the state of modern foreplay.

Finally, in Jerry's Sports Minute, he rants about how he hates women who pretend to know sports, then describes his perfect woman, and the results are predictably confusing.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Oct 9, 2018

From Phoenix, AZ, the Wannabes recap the longest road trip ever. Jerry and Jesus compliment each other for the first time, and Jesus' dad goes 'Whiplash.'

The guys learn first-hand about AZ monsoons. Jerry reveals the shocking reason why all the homies from HP ended up in Avondale. Jesus goes on another Instagram rant, so Christian has to jump in and defend women YET AGAIN.

Then, the Wannabes' talk Jesus' set on HBO's Entre Nos. He and Jerry run down the behind-the-scenes moves that landed them on the premium showcase.

Jerry remembers the glory days of being married with a nanny to do everything he didn't want to do.

Finally, Jesus tells the soul-crushing story of trying to win his father's love with a rooftop saxophone performance. It did not work out the way he planned.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Oct 2, 2018

The guys' pad is the studio, but the audience is real! Sadly, it's a sausage fest. Jerry rides high with his Dodgers, while Christian confirms Jesus is a scumbag.

FERNIE, NATE and JUAN are long-time fans who are chilling in cheap seats for today's show. One of them was way too cool to hang with Jerry in high school.

BIG NEWS: The Dodgers clinched their division! Jerry was so excited, he forgot to pick his kids up from school. The guys begrudgingly allow the return of Jerry's Sports Minute.

Then, the guys discuss bad parenting, and listener Nate defends his dad-skills. Listener Fernie works at Dodger Stadium, and Jerry can barely contain his erection. Jesus tells a story about stealing his friend's crush.

Finally, how'd the Wannabes spend their Netflix money?

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SEE JESUS SEPULVEDA ON HBO LATINO! Standup showcase ENTRE NOS is back on October 5 @ 9pm and Jesus stars!

COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA

ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:

Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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