Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over.
In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Cool.
Jerry is now a Disneyland pass holder, and it is a game-changer. "I will never date a bitch who isn't a pass holder!" While there, he discovered they're removing hookers from the Pirates of the Carribean ride, and he was recognized by a cute girl with her angry, friend-zoned guy friend.
Finally, shout-out to American Wannabes intern RAUL REYES, who's recovering from gall bladder surgery, but not from his alter-ego "Save-A-Ho."
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.