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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: June, 2020
Jun 22, 2020

SURPRISE, FOOL. Today is a special double drop of episodes! The Wannabes catch up after a few delayed premieres. And they still got thoughts on the riots.

 

Jerry will NOT be returning to Disneyland, and it's got nothing to do with Covid. The guys wonder if Covid-19 is the new AIDS, but, like, in a good way? And does that make Jerry the new Magic Johnson?!

 

Christian confronts Jerry about his past looting, and sh*t gets heated, but Christian's got a point! This leads to a story that may reveal Jerry was in a special ed class in school??

 

The guys discuss the ethics and logistics of tipping, and who does the REAL work in a restaurant.

 

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JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 22, 2020

The Wannabes have another deep dive on the ethics of using the n-word – in both English and Spanish! Then, more conspiracy theories, baby!

 

Christian's got fresh chanclas. Jesus reveals the one culture he got woke to over the course of the protests.

 

The guys agree that the internet is on fire right now, and Christian's got a conspiracy theory about Kanye and Kylie. Which leads to other conspiracy theories about Princess Diana and Jeffrey Epstein!

 

The guys explore HBO Max, and Christian thinks it's worth the money. Christian's also fascinated by Amazon Prime's new show Upload.

 

Then, the Wannabes swap stories of their worst lies, and by the end, everybody's sweating.

 

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 8, 2020

The guys reminisce about their favorite sex scenes of the 90s. Then, the arguments start about the protests. Let's see how this goes...

 

The Wannabes discuss comedians swapping girls on the road. Jesus shares his extra-pervy “Fast Times” pool moment and it makes everybody uncomfortable. For some reason, Christian still believes Jesus is always trying to be a better man.

 

Jerry really doesn’t want to talk about the protests. So then he talks about the protests. Jesus claims he’s never seen white privilege in action, but he may not even know how to define it. 

 

Finally, yes. We argue about the riots. And cops. And how people interact with cops. And...Oh man, was this a good idea...?

 

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

 

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

 

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 1, 2020

Christian's corona test results are back, just like his super-whack hairline. The guys compare middle school girlfriends and their favorite all-time sneakers. Plus, 90 Day Fiancée!

NOTE: This episode was recorded early last week before the protests began in the U.S. The Wannabes will be back with their take on the weekend's events next week.

The Wannabes compare notes on male pattern baldness and the hottest shoes back in the day, from Jordans to K-Swiss. Plus, how their sneaker game attracted the bad b*tches in middle school ... and the problems that come with bad b*tches.

Jerry's kids interrupt him when he's creeping on Instagram hoes. Jesus has been watching 90 DAY FIANCÉE, where the drama is HIGH between desperate foreign chicks and old American weirdos. Speaking of which, Jerry was disappointed by the selection of available chicks at his Mexican family reunion.

Plus, the evolving languages of the mother country, and Jesus has an on-point premonition when he notices how crazy people are getting, like something really bad is about to happen...

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VISIT THE BRAND-NEW Wannabes YouTube Channel - Podcast episodes now live-streaming on video!

JERRY'S SON IS A YOUTUBE INFLUENCER: Nicky G Makes It

CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR: www.desmadre.com

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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