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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Oct 16, 2017

Jerry joins the Latin Kings Of Comedy, Jesus opens for Chingo Bling, and Christian performs in Riverside with people sitting on the stage. 

The guys discuss getting threatened/befriended by cholos at their shows, the Rock dissing Tyrese, Eminem dissing Trump, and Game Of Thrones. 

Plus, with the big Harvey Weinstein scandal they ponder what they'd do for a big movie role. Find out which Wannabe would give a HJ for his big break!

All this and much more. 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

Oct 9, 2017

Midnight misses his flight and returns for round 2 with Jerry, Jesus, and Christian. 

Christian celebrates his anniversary this week while Jerry admits that he was faded at Christian's wedding. Jesus finally found the garter he caught all this talk makes Midnight want to get married.

Plus, Jerry doesn't remember some of the girls he slept with, Jesus used to grind on teddy bears, and Midnight serenades the Wannabes!

 

All this and much more. 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

 

Oct 4, 2017

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian welcome their good friend Midnight to the show. The guys start off in a somber mood discussing the tragic event in Las Vegas. They switch up to discuss the passing of Hugh Hefner and ponder whether he had a huge penis. Then, Christian's first road gig, Jesus plans to get fat when he's successful, and Jerry becomes a king. Plus, how old was Midnight before he realized he was Mexican? 

All this and much more. 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 25, 2017

The Wannabes go hard at Kevin Hart who "made the block hot" for guys by getting caught cheating. Jesus thinks ballers should only cheat with baller chicks, Jerry anonymously "outs" a friend who cheats, and Christian sticks with his "good guy" image by explaining how his wife's ring was the biggest purchase of his life. 

Plus, Canelo vs. GGG, Jerry's gray hairs, natural disasters in Mexico, Houston, FL, and Puerto Rico, and who wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse. 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 18, 2017

Christian doesn't like Jesus's "3rd leg" but is really into bush right now. 

Jesus got recognized as "Big Dick Daddy". 

Jerry would rather cheat than have a threesome. 

Plus, the guys go deep on what men really want, the definition of cheating, if it's okay to text with your exes, number of sex partners, and lying. Fun for the whole familia!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

 

Sep 11, 2017

The guys dig into Trump, the end to DACA, and what they'd each to in Mexico if they got deported. 

Jerry and Jesus get into a huge argument over the spoiling of Game Of Thrones. 

Christian's favorite character from Narcos is "gangster" for "making out with dudes". Jerry would do a gay scene to be in Narcos 4. 

Plus, checking out chicks when you're with your girl, 7 Signs That You're Gay, and what's really important in a relationship!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.



Sep 5, 2017

The guys thank their first "sponsor" then take a dive right into the Mayweather vs McGregor fight. Jerry thinks it was scripted and Jesus admits that he hates UFC because his ex cheated on him with an MMA fighter. 

Jesus shares a harrowing tale of taking the bus from AZ to CA including drug addicts, homeless people, mean security guards, and a very scary tiny cholo. 

Things take a turn when Jerry brags about winning raffles at bachelor parties and showering with a stripper. Christian spends most of the episode panicking that his wife won't let him go on the road with the other Wannabes after this. 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

 

Aug 28, 2017

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian wonder how many states America has and if it's okay to fat shame? Jerry things he's more famous than he is, Jesus thinks he's better looking than he is, and Christian thinks he has a keen sense of style. Plus, Raul the intern "guests" and the guys do flashback Friday!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.



Aug 21, 2017

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian are happy to be alive with the coming war with North Korea. 

Which Wannabe thinks Vietnam is in another country? Who thought Nagasaki was a drink? And why is Jerry keeping up with heartthrob Josh Hartnett's career?

Plus, find out who's smarter when Jerry and Jesus go head-to-head in a game show hosted by Christian.

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

 



Aug 14, 2017

Christian's gaggle of kidney stones prompts a debate on whether or not childbirth is actually painful. 

Jerry admits to killing a pigeon and explains donkey shows to the group.

Jesus decides how broke he'd have to be to f*ck a donkey.

Plus, road rage, a Furries convention, and the possibility of war!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

 



Aug 7, 2017

Jerry almost cries over his baseball team and explains why he feels safer with he's with black people. 

Jesus gives the real scoop on his uncle Cumbia and what he thinks about being talked about on Netflix.

Christian get an "epidural" and comes back from the dead.

Plus, listener shout-outs and questions answered including:

Who's the diva of the Wannabes?

What do they regret talking about on the show?

Why aren't episodes longer?

And more!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.



Jul 31, 2017

Jesus gets mobbed at a festival performing with Chingo Bling and has his "Selena moment".

Jerry "literally ate a dick" over the weekend.

"Christian got hands" and breaks bad but is scared shitless.

Plus, how bombing effects their moods, tipping over a vendors food cart, and listener shout outs. 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 24, 2017

The Wannabes answer some of the most pressing questions of our times. 

Would you sleep with a hot chick even if you know she had STD's?

Why can't you die of AIDS anymore?

Who is the Beyonce, who is the Kelly Rowland, and who is the "that other chick" of the American Wannabes?

Was R. Kelly the soundtrack of your childhood?

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Jul 17, 2017

The fellas discuss the big match ups of Mayweather vs McGregor and Game Of Thrones vs Breaking Bad vs The Wire. Then both Jerry and Jesus talk about their fond sexual memories of teachers while Christian has to explain being born gay. They all (mostly) deny liking butt stuff and argue over whether R Kelly is a cult leader and if being "kept" by him is all that bad. Plus, getting famous so you can date Mexican novella chicks. 

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Jul 11, 2017

The guys are flying high after a headlining weekend at Flapper's Comedy Club so they finally give shout-outs to listeners and commenters. Then they talk about Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian, dating strippers, being Captain Save-A-Ho, and why they have a problem with the movie Titanic. 

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Jul 5, 2017

Jerry, Jesus, and Christian "come clean" in this honesty episode. They finally admit that they forgot to follow through to their listeners from a few months ago. They talk about the haters from their Netflix appearance on the Chingo Bling special and how they react to negative comments. Plus they fight rappers, question racism, and discuss how the BET awards screwed Jerry's Dodger game. 

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Jun 26, 2017

Jesus and Christian get their producer to prank Jerry for being late. The guys get intense talking about road rage fights and Christian gets punched by an old man. They get into an intense discussion over the "N" word and the origin of the term "gringos" for which they all have different theories. Finally they get down and dirty talking about threesomes. 

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Jun 19, 2017

The show starts off happy with Jerry and Christian recounting their celebrations on Father's Day. But the mood takes a turn when Jerry calls bullsh*t on Jesus claiming to have made a movie at 8 years old. Finally, the guys end up discussing a woman getting railed at her bachelorette party and their mansplanation of cheating.

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Jun 13, 2017

In a violently stinky episode, Jerry, Jesus, and Christian talk fighting and shi*tting, and sh*tting while fighting. 

Jerry joins 100 other Mexican dads in line for some donuts, goes to see Wonder Woman and gets recognized on the street. Jesus doesn't get off on superheroes but Christian thinks it's worth seeing since Gal Gadot is hot.
 
Jesus and Christian break up a fight which lead the guys down a path of breaking up fights, helping out in fights, and joining in on fights until somebody sh*ts their pants and has to go to the hospital. 
 
 

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Jun 6, 2017

Jerry, Jesus and Christian go Hollywood! The secret's out: Jerry and Jesus are featured on Netflix's "Chingo Bling: They Can't Deport Us All." Available now! They talk about the project and what their lives are like now with fame, fortune and personal assistants. Then, the Wannabes defend Donald Trump, but don't defend Bill Cosby, leading to a talk about the limits of good taste in comedy. Finally, Christian tests Jerry on current street lingo – stick around, you might learn something.

 

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May 30, 2017

Jerry, Jesus and Christian get serious for a minute to pay respects to victims of the Manchester terror attack. How do we keep fools in check in these crazy times? As if the Ariana Grande concert wasn't bad enough, now you can't even trust gas station nacho cheese! Or Congressmen. The Wannabes remember their grossest food moments, then go deep on sexting in the wake of Anthony Weiner's "guilty" plea. By the way, if you wear glasses: Take 'em off or leave 'em on during sex? The Wannabes have the answer.

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May 22, 2017

Jerry returns from where cholos go to retire! Jesus returns from near-death-by tornado! Together again, the Wannabes revisit the cinematic masterwork known as Lowriders, and explore their deep, devotional love for the Kardashians. Then, hear the Wannabes' complete guide to using the n-word and the (other) f-word. Finally, Jerry, Jesus and Christian explain how their lives ARE the Bow Wow Challenge, which leads into a pit of regret as they confess their deepest childhood insecurities. Plus, as usual, Jerry says some gay stuff.

 

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May 9, 2017

Jesus and Christian clown the Canelo vs. Chavez fight! Always smart to see how much shit you can talk about pro fighters. Then, since Jerry is on the road, Producer Frank steps in to school the Wannabes on the glory of UFC. They don't quite buy it. Plus, hear how Jesus overcame his own tendency to cry during fights, only to suffer a humiliating knockout in his first and only boxing match. Then we end with an epic rant as Christian and Jesus tackle the upcoming sure-to-be classic movie: LOWRIDERS! Man, Hollywood just GETS Mexicans, you know?

 

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May 3, 2017

Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate May Day with all their paisa friends! Christian pits Jerry against Civil War history buff Donald Trump, but can Jerry pass the quiz on behalf of Wannabes everywhere? Plus, brace yourselves...JA RULE IS BACK! The Wannabes talked about him, now he's back making headlines baby! All that, plus sleazy cousins in Mexico, underage drinking, and hook-ups that were never meant for public knowledge.

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Apr 27, 2017

Jerry continues his streak of unpopular opinions about legendary Mexican beauties! First Selena, now this?! Jerry, Jesus and Christian talk good hair, and the lack thereof, before tackling Ryan Gosling's dating life. Spoiler alert: Jerry's not impressed there either. Jesus performs Telenovela Theater and NAILS IT. Jerry gets emotional talking about Patriots Day (the movie, because he doesn't know what the holiday is). And finally, the Wannabes share stories of their greatest celebrity encounters!"

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STAND UP ALERT!

Monday, May 1, at 8pm, the American Wannabes are performing at Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank with Hal Sparks, Frank Prather, Camilla Cleese, Erin Darling, and host Alison Jordan. The entire lineup are hosts of the Bail Bonds Media podcasts! Click HERE for tickets!



 

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