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This week Jerry is still crying about his Kidney stones and talks about his scheduled surgery and Christian is not having it( send your preyers). This Episode was sneak peak as to how explicit the Patreon will actually be as the guys had no filter this week. So join now to Keep the Podcast going and help and expanding our universe.

Big Congratulations to Jerry Garcia on his Imagen award nomination for His HBO special. Also this week the guys talk about the latest Earfquake and Jesus describes his first experience with quakes in Cali. Finally Jerry  brings back the quiz and gives the guys awkward questions like always.

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This week the whole crew is back together. Jerry is back and better than ever, thanks for the get well wishes... all 3 of you. Also the guys get into political talks and debates because what else is there. Moral of the story get out and vote. Finally the guys get into UFOs and all three give their theories. 

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

" Its a business de mujeres"- Jesus 

The guys talk Hustlers starring Jlo. Than in true Wannabes fashion they tell strip club stories and TMI on the topic . Also a discussion about chores and who should do what around the house. Christian suggests a cleaning lady, but this does not go over well as the guys give excuses and show how cheap they really are. Anyways if you know a señora send her our way.

NOTE : Episodes 171-174 will be posted throughout the next week.  

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Were Back Bitches!!!  This week Jesus and Christian trim the fat in order to keep American Wannabes alive. Don't worry Jesus and Fern will be back next week. The guys get real personal after a crazy White Claw sesh. Christian cries Jesus gets personal, this episode has everything except for its star (Jerry Garcia ) :(

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The guys all share who there favorite follows on IG are right now. Sports minute is back and the guys discuss the return of Mike Tyson vs Roy Joins Jr. Then the guys get into a Yeezy debate. Why do people wear ugly shoes?

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The guys talk Will and Jada. Do we even care though? This lead to a heated debate on good parenting. Finally the guys talk about living the Toxico Life.

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The guys talk Hamilton and how much they tried. Also the guys discuss classic movies and what makes the perfect movie. Jesus and Christian argue for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and jerry disagrees.

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Christian gives us proper grocery store etiquette that enrages Jerry.

Jerry again shows his anger and passion when talking about Pam and Jim's relationship.

Plus, Jesus finally watched Back To The Future and the guys dive deep into movie conspiracies. 

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Christian urges the importance of wearing a mask.

Cancel culture is back strong. Who will be the first Wannabe to get canceled? Christian takes bets.

The guys answer listener questions. 

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If there's an episode ever to get the Wannabes "canceled", this is it! The guys tackle all of the social justice no-no's including plus:

- Christian explains "Libido" to the guys.

- TV actors who make it big with a hit series.

- The elephant in the comedy room--the Chris D'elia scandal.

- American Wannabes expanded universe.

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Time Flies

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SURPRISE, FOOL. Today is a special double drop of episodes! The Wannabes catch up after a few delayed premieres. And they still got thoughts on the riots.

Jerry will NOT be returning to Disneyland, and it's got nothing to do with Covid. The guys wonder if Covid-19 is the new AIDS, but, like, in a good way? And does that make Jerry the new Magic Johnson?!

Christian confronts Jerry about his past looting, and sh*t gets heated, but Christian's got a point! This leads to a story that may reveal Jerry was in a special ed class in school??

The guys discuss the ethics and logistics of tipping, and who does the REAL work in a restaurant.

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The Wannabes have another deep dive on the ethics of using the n-word – in both English and Spanish! Then, more conspiracy theories, baby!

Christian's got fresh chanclas. Jesus reveals the one culture he got woke to over the course of the protests.

The guys agree that the internet is on fire right now, and Christian's got a conspiracy theory about Kanye and Kylie. Which leads to other conspiracy theories about Princess Diana and Jeffrey Epstein!

The guys explore HBO Max, and Christian thinks it's worth the money. Christian's also fascinated by Amazon Prime's new show Upload.

Then, the Wannabes swap stories of their worst lies, and by the end, everybody's sweating.

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The guys reminisce about their favorite sex scenes of the 90s. Then, the arguments start about the protests. Let's see how this goes...

The Wannabes discuss comedians swapping girls on the road. Jesus shares his extra-pervy “Fast Times” pool moment and it makes everybody uncomfortable. For some reason, Christian still believes Jesus is always trying to be a better man.

Jerry really doesn’t want to talk about the protests. So then he talks about the protests. Jesus claims he’s never seen white privilege in action, but he may not even know how to define it. 

Finally, yes. We argue about the riots. And cops. And how people interact with cops. And...Oh man, was this a good idea...?

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Christian's corona test results are back, just like his super-whack hairline. The guys compare middle school girlfriends and their favorite all-time sneakers. Plus, 90 Day Fiancée!

NOTE: This episode was recorded early last week before the protests began in the U.S. The Wannabes will be back with their take on the weekend's events next week.

The Wannabes compare notes on male pattern baldness and the hottest shoes back in the day, from Jordans to K-Swiss. Plus, how their sneaker game attracted the bad b*tches in middle school ... and the problems that come with bad b*tches.

Jerry's kids interrupt him when he's creeping on Instagram hoes. Jesus has been watching 90 DAY FIANCÉE, where the drama is HIGH between desperate foreign chicks and old American weirdos. Speaking of which, Jerry was disappointed by the selection of available chicks at his Mexican family reunion.

Plus, the evolving languages of the mother country, and Jesus has an on-point premonition when he notices how crazy people are getting, like something really bad is about to happen...

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Christian had to get tested for the 'Rona. Jesus is back in LA, and he's tripping over Echo Park tent-f**king. And Jerry is flunking kindergarten all over again!

Jerry’s got complaints about the official Wannabes facemask, while Christian is looking more and more like a Chia Pet every day.

Jesus went 1-on-1 on the basketball court with A-rab Fern, and he’s got complaints. Christian accuses Jesus of selective IG editing to hide the fact he got even worse since he went 1-on-1 with Jerry.

The guys agree that Jerry’s dad game has gone next level in quarantine, but Christian went all the way viral for his top-tier dadding. Too bad Reddit got almost all the details wrong.

Then, Christian reveals some details on upcoming meat shortages. The Wannabes return to explore the fine line between gay and straight due to a big surprise in Christian's family. Fernie considers the prospect of getting back to work at Dodger Stadium by July 4.

And finally: How do dads nowadays have "the talk"?

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Christian's hair sputters back to life, Jerry and Jesus stare down the barrel of a future with no comedy, and Fernie's room leaves the ladies bone dry.

The guys are watching WACO on Netflix, but they're unsure if they can trust it. Regardless, they are very intrigued by the sexual prowess of cult leaders.

The guys return to the epic Michael Jordan docu-series THE LAST DANCE, and share even more coronavirus "news" (?) and conspiracy theories! Plus, the guys scam Zoom live on the air.

Then, girlfriends get extra thirsty at the NFL Draft, and Jerry is flying extra-solo for the pandemic.

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Jerry just realized YouTube is a thing! The guys discuss their shameful pasts in talent shows and school band, then share thoughts on Michael Jordan.

Jerry made the gayest YouTube video imaginable, literally. Find out how it compares to Back To The Future. Christian isn't healthy enough to jog. Jesus' dad has him doing landscaping and he's not coping well.

The guys go deep on THE LAST DANCE, the Michael Jordan documentary, and realize they don't know much about Jordan. But Jerry hated his guts, and is for some reason furious at Scottie Pippen.

Then, HOW IS THE CAT-MAN COPING WITH CORONAVIRUS?!

And the Wannabes get real about what it takes to have multiple wives.

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Christian busted another bad guy. Fat guys are pulling bad bitches and Jesus is SHOOK. Jerry's not down to parent babies. And Jesus has all your Covid conspiracies!

Sh*t is getting crazy. Nascar drivers are out here dropping n-bombs with the hard R. Neighborhood walkers are trying to kill each other. And Christian and Jesus debate how the virus spreads with very, very accurate information (por supuesto).

A listener question leads MULTIPLE Wannabes to admit that being a wingman led to them getting married. Jerry gives Christian a LOT of unsolicited parenting advice.

Meanwhile, the NextDoor app is trying to take down Christian. Jerry wants to know the best way to hit on chicks with a mask. And Jesus discovers evangelicals have started a social media challenge to donate their stimulus checks to pastors.

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The Wannabes go live on Instagram to catch up on their quarantines, and it's just as messy as you'd predict!

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The Wannabes wrestle with Skype in an attempt to record an episode from quarantine! Tiger King is heavy on their minds, and Jerry threw a coronavirus birthday!

Christian is humble about being a true hero, and offers up-to-the-minute secrets from the grocery store front lines. ARE THEY RECEIVING SHIPMENTS OF TOILET PAPER AND HAND SANITIZER? You gotta listen to find out...

Then, Netflix's epic TIGER KING makes the guys consider what it would take to flip gay.

Plus, Jerry's discusses his son's budding influencer stardom with NICKY G'S FUN TUTORIALS (on Jerry's Instagram).

Jesus is going stir-crazy in Arizona.

Finally, the Wannabes contemplate their future post-pandemic.

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The Wannabes' numbers dwindle in the face of coronavirus, but Jerry and Jesus are determined to stay positive.

Or as positive as they can...

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The only coronavirus updates you’ve been waiting for: The Wannabes weigh in from quarantine as Christian calls in from the grocery store front lines.

Live on the air, Jerry gets the news that his kids will be home from school for the next month. Jesus almost got quarantined in Mexico. Christian is deep in the heart of coronavirus panic.

Jerry drops knowledge on real life zombies. We find out Fernie’s a "three-fire guy."

The Wannabes share airport stories, from celebrity encounters with Mike Tyson to ghetto Mexican airline scares to Jerry finally watching Best Picture winner PARASITE.

Then, the guys watch in real time as men lose the war against feminism on LOVE IS BLIND.

Finally, a real quote from Christian, live on the phone: "I can only get away for like two minutes but it's f**king crazy in here!"

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Jesus is feeling the pressure for his upcoming Mexico comedy tour, the guys have been watching too much sad stuff, and Jerry has a major Patreon announcement!

The Wannabes have thoughts on THE GABRIEL FERNANDEZ STORY, MARRIAGE STORY and BETTER CALL SAUL.

Jesus lost a woman with Alzheimers, but it wasn't his fault. Christian's happy with how the show handled Jerry's trans would-be lover. And Jesus wants to distinguish between gross versus rude when it comes to farts, which starts a deep dive on being gross.

That deep dive ends with Jerry debating the morality of creeping on an ex's IG model daughter... 

Also, Jesus chews in your ear throughout the podcast. Don't skimp on sending him hate-DMs for disrespecting you like that.

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The boys are back from a wild stretch on the road, full of stories about an obsessed fan and an Instagram baddie with a wild secret and a vibe for a Jerry G.

The HBO Latino ENTRE NOS tour has begun, and the Wannabes are all over the map. Jesus encountered his first mega-fan and it got awkward.

But the real news: Jerry met the girl of his dreams, the guys all agree she's smoking hot. But now it's time for all the Wannabes to keep it 100 -- what do you do when a transgender woman is hotter than any woman you've ever dated?

Finally, the guys bring that fresh review for Netflix's NARCOS: MEXICO.

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