Jerry is an athletic authority, Jesus popped his Vegas cherry, and the Wannabes figure out what type of girl is most likely to give you herpes.

The Wannabes tackle the hot topic of whether student-athletes should be paid. Jerry weighs in as the only athlete in the group. Jerry and Fernie just started coaching together, and they’ve already given up on their team.

Fernie took Jesus to Vegas and showed him how it’s done. Jesus used all the towels. The guys disagree about Vegas baddies – are girls in Sin City out to get the D or not?

Then, Jerry and Jesus kick off another great debate of our day: Are hot girls or ugly chicks more likely to have herpes? Christian bows out of the conversation. But maybe YOU should weigh in with either a DM or a review on Apple Podcasts!

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The guys drop a surprise Halloween show full of fights, parties and recycled nudes!

Jesus gives play-by-play on the street fight he recently witnessed. It was embarrassingly weak. Christian kicks things up a notch with the greatest girl fight on Instagram, played live on the air. Fernie wants to know the protocol for receiving recycled nudes.

Then, the Wannabes review Joker and Dolemite Is My Name!

Jerry vents about kids' parties and his awkward dad duties. Finally, all the guys recall their worst moments at a childhood party, and nobody can top Jesus' story of the time his drunk uncle peed on him. For real.

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The guys review the Breaking Bad movie El Camino, debate all-time great TV shows, clown on Rhythm & Flow, and discuss the cholo who got in Jerry's face last week.

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The guys mourn the Dodgers, remember the terror of Primer Impacto, and work too hard to justify using that OTHER f-word. Plus: Bicycle thieves and Crimefighter Christian.

Jerry is so devastated by the Dodgers loss, the guys let his SPORTS MINUTE run long.

Jesus reveals the Cat Man taught him to exfoliate his dog's anus, and it's even more disgusting than it sounds.

Christian debuts a new edition of PALABRAS. Jerry learns the meaning of:

• No cap
• Ops
• Receipts
• On brand
• Slap
• Chopper

The Wannabes debate hanging around hot dudes: Great way to pick up chicks, or worst way to pick up chicks?

Then, Jerry discusses setting an example for his kids. He then shames them for not knowing how to ride bikes.

Finally, Christian's crime-fighting adventures escalate, and Jesus wonders how far it will go...

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Christian is at it AGAIN, regulating in the aisles of his grocery store. Jerry vents about his broke people problems. And Huntington Park made the list ... #10 most miserable city in the United States! Jesus co-signs it. Meanwhile, Jerry thinks Panera Bread is the problem.

Jerry’s SPORTS MINUTE covers the Dodgers NLDS series, the Lakers pre-season, and the future of boxing.

Finally, the guys talk the inconvenience of LA Cholos and the awkwardness of creative people who don’t know they suck.

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Jerry went broke working in Reno, Jesus critiques modern gangsters, Christian explains sleepovers, and a heated debate erupts about movie remakes with all-women casts.

Getting paid upfront was NOT a good idea for Jerry's week in Reno. He gambled his entire paycheck back to the casino. The guys break down Vegas for Jesus, who is SHOCKED by the amount of money they say you need.

All the Wannabes remember getting kicked out of their school bands. They get serious for a second and talk about being bullied.

Jerry and Jesus were never allowed to have sleepovers, so Christian reveals what happens and why they're great.

Then: Ghostbusters, Ocean's 8, and now, maybe, a female James Bond? The guys share their unfiltered thoughts about gender-swapped remakes, and an argument ensues.

Finally, the most heartfelt shout-out to the #1 podcast listener of all time: RIP Rickster. You will be missed. This one's for you.

The guys remember high school club life with their pimped-out rides and paisa mustaches! Plus, a review of the Popeye's chicken sandwich, and Jesus balls out.

Jerry's high school Zephyr was a chick magnet. This leads to talk of neon lights, spinning rims, thumping stereos, and all the ways dumbass high schoolers tried to make their shitty cars look dope.

Christian is a Groupon ho, and he wants everyone to be on the McDonald's app.

Jesus reveals he is a chicken professional, and the Wannabes go deep on Popeye's vs. Chick-fil-A vs. El Pollo Loco vs. KFC vs. Church's. The only discussion you'll ever need on the topic.

Then, Jerry again says what we're all thinking: Should you want your daughter to be super ugly or super hot? Christian struggles as a dad with jealousy he hasn't felt since high school.

And finally, Jesus threatens to piss in Jerry's face over pickup basketball, while Jerry demands Jesus own up to blowing a voiceover audition. Also, RIP Kevin Hart.

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The guys talk performing for "urban" audiences, and Jerry shares the story of the time SWAT marched him out of his own house in his underwear.

Jerry and Jesus reflect on recent bombs, then break down the differences between black, white and Latino audiences. Christian just headlined his first American Wannabes standup show and missed his own intro.

Christian lives for the rush of busting would-be shoplifters. The Wannabes share recent encounters with cholos and cholas in the wild, then swap tales of their most ghetto childhood experiences.

Finally, Jerry talks about almost getting killed by the LAPD and the guys wonder if it's time to move out of LA...

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The Wannabes are scamming for days on this episode. Plus, random thoughts on Mindhunter, The Mule, Good Boys and Vince Vaughn's Brawl in Cell Block 99.

Jesus got his wallet stolen and it screwed over his TJ trip. Jerry thinks HBO's playing games with his stand-up special. Christian laid down the law with a scammy collections company. And Jesus scammed some lawyers when they asked him to be part of a lawsuit.

Coach Jesus discovered a porno mag on the playground, and he shares it with the guys live on air.

Then, the epic story of how Jerry scammed his way out of the ticket with the CHP. And Jesus asks Christian for advice on stealing from grocery stores.

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The guys recap Jesus and Fernie's excellent adventure at a lit concert, while Jerry remembers some disturbing backstage action at a concert of his own.

Fernie’s birthday festivities lead to talk of dudes experimenting with dudes. At the Cardi B concert, he and Jesus witnessed a medical emergency, a group of girls feeling each other up, a dangerous mosh pit, and Fernie got twerked on while Jesus got physical with a big drunk girl.

The guys remember all their favorite white rap-rockers of the 90s!

Jerry got the VIP treatment at Dodgers stadium, and considers moving his bobblehead collection into the world of Funko Pops.

Then, Jesus sings the praises of Little Women: Atlanta and lays down the law with some scheming insurance people after an accident in downtown LA.

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The guys' ex-roommate Marcos Osorio and longtime smart friend Jonathon Sanabri are in the house! Plus, happy birthday to intern Fernie Fern!

Christian kicks off the show with a crazy story he should not share: That time he stole his own car and almost went to jail. Jesus keeps the party going by incriminating himself with a story about getting his car towed at a checkpoint.

Marcos recalls his first fateful meeting with Jesus and Jerry.

Finally, Jesus and Jerry talk about how wild life gets on the road, coming down after last week's run of shows out of town.

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The guys hiked all the way to Eagle Rock to record at the home of their podcast hermanos - DESMADRE! Jerry's ready to ditch the Wannabes for Sammy and Jesus.

The guys talk getting started and plotting their takeover of Hollywood. Plus, Jerry's bucket list goal of getting with a white girl.

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The guys reflect on 3 VERY different vacations as Jesus got his reunion on, Jerry fled to Rosarito, and Christian geeked out at Disneyland. Plus, a twist ending!

Things got a little out of control at Jesus' family reunion. Christian reviews Disneyland's new Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge attraction.

Then, the Wannabes freak out a little over LA's recent string of earthquakes.

Finally, huge news as Jerry is approached to be a marshal in the Huntington Park Christmas Parade! BUT...A surprise ending to the podcast cuts that story short.

On the positive side, lots more of the dulcet tones of Big Dick Daddy to soothe you to sleep at night. Listen to discover what that means...

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In our sexiest episode yet, the guys debate genital size, ladies cheating, being strung along, and our steamiest PREGUNTA ever. Light the candles and snuggle up.

Fernie kicks things off with an explicit micropenis video. Aaawww yeah. The Wannabes consider the opposite problem: Wide vaginas. Mmmhmmm.

Jerry plays a podcast clip with controversial hot takes on modern cheating, and Christian is shook. FACT: Women cheat more than men. Get down, gurrrrl.

Jerry is hung up on "the one that got away," and the lovely Krystle Zaragoza chimes in with advice on whether or not Jerry is being played. Dayyyyum.

Finally, everybody's got opinions on how long to date with no sex, before a brand new PREGUNTAS SEGMENT showcases a steamy story of forbidden love straight out of Jerry's favorite porno. Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

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The guys are back at Day Care de Christian, to talk raising kids and cholo movies.

Intern Fernie is back and his Dodgers are on a hot streak! Lola Zaragoza continues to rudely interrupt the Wannabes, and Christian is at his wit's end. And Jerry talks about the advantages of long-distance fatherhood.

The Wannabes reveal their comprehensive guide to not raising assholes, and it transitions into talk of Christmas toys.

Then, the greatest (and worst) gangster movies of all time!

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The guys talk going viral with All Def veteran (and Jesus' editing crush) Cris Sosa, who also tells the story of his ex-stepmom's failed plot to kill his dad.

Cris (@cristinososa on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook) has been blowing up online, so the Wannabes go deep on their philosophies for the influencer economy. What's the best way to shoot your shot with the baddies - DMs, comments, stories, or let 'em come to you?

Then, Jesus introduces the Jerry G IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND Drinking Game, and Jerry reflects on how little TV means in today’s entertainment world. That reminds Christian of the time Jesus bootlegged his own CD. And Cris tells the story of how he BDE'd himself right into a job with Kevin Hart.

Finally, the epic story of how Cris' dad faked his own death to entrap his murderous wife. You must must must listen.

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Jerry's HBO special officially premieres, Christian's on house arrest, and what does breast milk taste like? Anybody know?

The Wannabes pour one out for Fernie, who's not dead or anything, he just couldn't make it all the way to Glendale, CA, where Christian is on 6 weeks of stay-at-home dad duty. Why? And will he survive? Listen to find out.

Jerry's special IT'S NOT MY WEEKEND is now in the books, even if he didn't watch it. Hear behind-the-scenes stories from the promo tour! Plus, Jesus finally experienced first-hand Jerry's struggle with two baby mamas.

Then, Big Papi got shot for messing with a drug pin's wife, and once again Jesus figures out a way to bring up barber shops. Don't worry, the story's funny.

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The guys fight back tears watching Netflix, Fernie hijacks the podcast to praise the new Mexican champ, and Career Day continues...

Hey, did you guys know that paisa memes exist? You will now.

Then, Jesus needs you to get on Netflix right now and watch The Way They See Us and Life: The Kalief Browder Story. Jerry is still sweating the repercussions of his DUI. And Christian makes an impassioned case for Kim Kardashian being hella smart.

Jerry flexes hard in his SPORTS MINUTE with pure Dodger pride. Fernie claims he saw the outcome of Ruiz vs Joshua coming a mile away, but Jerry's not buying it.

Christian admits he’s always fantasized about being a great dancer.

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Jesus gets in the middle of another basket-brawl, Jerry G brings his talents to elementary school, and the guys debate the merits of dating each others' exes.

Jesus is wearing a cowboy hat, and it might be the biggest controversy ever on the show. Jerry has discovered the horrifying world of children’s YouTube. “Baby Shark” is cool though.

Jerry booked a 100% clean comedy set, and Jesus tears it apart.

The guys remember a childhood friend who starred in the Shaq movie KAZAAM!, then had to go back to living a normal life. They remember if they wanted to be famous Netflix stars growing up.

This leads Jesus to talk about ego, which leads Jerry to...reveal his credit score? Spoiler alert: It’s not great!

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The teaser for Jerry's HBO special dropped and he's got your backstage commentary. Then, Jesus felt old at a Nav concert and Schwarzenegger got drop-kicked!

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Jerry reveals the nerves, stress and regrets behind his first big solo special. Intern Fernie jumps in for the SPORTS MINUTE to explain the Julio Urias domestic violence arrest.

The guys go deep on pegging (pun intended) and reveal who likes what kind of butt stuff. Plus, Game of Thrones reaches a less than satisfying conclusion.

The SPORTS MINUTE starts early with Jerry's thoughts on the NBA Draft! Meanwhile, Christian couldn’t get into the Canelo fight.

The James Charles scandal leads to talk of which celebrities love pegging. We revisit Jerry’s infatuation with the gays, Jesus offers sensual descriptions of anal play, and Christian talks about the man who got arrested for loving to eat ass.

Jesus remembers getting caught by his hook-up's gay paisa brother. Jerry broke the internet on Mother's Day, and he's got more thoughts to vent.

Then, fun with the Snapchat gender-swap filter, and not-so-fun with the grand finale of GOT.

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The guys go live at NoHo Comedy Fest with demoted intern Raul Reyes, NorCal comic Carlos Rodriguez, Chilean superstar Fabrizio Copano, and more surprise guests.

Carlos helps the Wannabes sort out the NorCal vs. SoCal beef, then reveals a bizarrely intimate relationship with Jerry.

Jesus needs strip club recommendations in Phoenix. The guys are visited by their first black guest (and like the tenth black guy in New Mexico). And Christian recalls his bad decisions on the last live show.

Fabrizio runs through "a small book"'s worth of content, including snorting coke with rock stars, outing Antonio Banderas as NOT LATINO, and cutting the sexual tension with a knife when he reveals he looks exactly like Lady Gaga in drag.

All that, plus A LIVE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT!

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Jesus pulls back the curtain on his freaky-deaky bedroom imagination as the Wannabes review Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones' latest shocking battle!

Christian and Jerry did NOT get everything they wanted out of Avengers. Jesus describes how Game of Thrones made sweet love to his body. The guys then go an hour-long sex tangent, but don't worry, they come back around to dragons and superheroes.

The Wannabes lament the tragedy of friend-zoning, the rules and mechanics of a first kiss, and how Christian played some lazy, lazy f*ckboy games when he was on the market.

Then, the old men in the audience can get excited for an EXTENDED. BARBER. TALK. SEGMENT!

Finally, Jerry just has to say it. Has to. HAS TO: We didn’t need to see the chick superheroes team up during the battle in Avengers. Plus, some other bullshit on Netflix.

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The guys are HYPED on Avengers and Game of Thrones. Plus, the Lotto winner's got everybody twisted, and Jerry remembers saving the hood.

When a Wisconsin Mexican wins $768 million, the Wannabes have opinions. Plus, Christian tries to figure out who's the richest: Beyoncé, Kylie or Jessica Simpson?

Then, Jerry's kid got punked at school. Jerry went out for vengeance - but mostly had to contain his baby mama's fury.

New Wannabe Fernie helps Jerry remember the cholos with a heart of gold who talked him out of joining a gang, but not before he either prevented or started a Huntington Park gang war.

Finally, the guys talk COACHELLA! Cool, right?

Also, Jerry's HBO special has a release date: June 14!

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The guys talk spoilers for Game of Thrones and Netflix's Our Planet, between discussion of good-for-nothing high schoolers, Dodger dogs, and Christian's funky arm.

Jerry did NOT have a good tax season. Jesus is disgusted by life in the Middle Ages. And Christian reveals he's double-jointed thanks to a childhood accident involving his crush.

Then, Jesus watched a YouTube video about grown men pretending to be babies, which brings the podcast BACK to the topic of Furries.

Finally, Fernie reveals some food secrets buried deep in the bowels of Dodger Stadium, and Jerry busts out some seasonal jokes that he SWEARS are hilarious. For real, dawg.

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