The guys record from the road, literally. They’re in the car, running late for a show. A look behind the comedy curtain! The after-show drops later this week.
Christian can't remember where they're going. For the record, it's a border town near Mexicali. Jesus remembers growing up American, but getting schooled like an immigrant. Jerry addresses an intriguing rumor from the BEST OF 2018 episode.
Jerry turns the podcast X-rated quickly, with the story of hitting up a transgender strip club as a young'n in Rosarito, and the Wannabes can't let it go. Jerry clarifies his opinion on Caitlyn Jenner.
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Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA
Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The Wannabes are BACK! We’re popping off on R. Kelly, Louis CK, Trump’s wall, circumcision, and more! All the opinions you’d ever need to kick off 2019.
Jesus spent Christmas living out a 90s-kid Richie Rich fantasy. Christian is gearing up for his baby’s birth like a Marine going to war. And Jerry gives all the best advice for how to handle a new baby.
Then: “Surviving R. Kelly.” It’s time to cancel the Pied Piper. Christian has all the facts. Jesus understands how the power of fame can corrupt. And Jerry wants to talk about Kevin Spacey and Louis CK while we’re on the topic. Jesus has a bold prediction about CK’s comeback.
Finally: The Wall. Jerry cuts through all the bullshit and right to the core of what’s really going on there. Stick around for real talk.
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Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA
Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA
Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA
Jan. 20, Jerry Garcia @ The Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The Wannabes celebrate New Year's Eve with a compilation of this year's best stories, revelations and arguments!
Thanks to all the fans who kept laughing with us through 2018. Bigger and better things to come in the New Year! Love to you all!
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Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX
Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The guys wish Feliz Navidad to all the fans, as they look back on the greatest moments, accomplishments, and soul-destroying breakups of 2018.
Jerry remembers getting emotionally wrecked this year, Jesus remembers getting emotionally wrecked in seventh grade, and Christian remembers how he knew Krystle was "the one." The guys are all in relationships for 2019 and the future looks bright!
So grab a holiday drink and settle in by the fire to for a very Wannabe Christmas.
NEXT WEEK: The Best of 2018!!
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Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV
Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX
Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jesus hands out manliness grades, Christian sweats his wife's upcoming labor, Jerry's son cops a feel, and Jonah Hill makes the guys regret existence.
Jesus is fresh off the soccer field, where he was intimidated by two sexy hunks. Jerry's pumping iron to achieve a Nacho Libre physique, but he needs to overcome his irrational fear of sweat.
Jesus teaches everyone how to negotiate, and it's uncomfortable as hell. Jerry admits to a federal offense live on air, but the statute of limitations has passed (probably).
Then, Jerry took his son to a Lakers game, where they had a very close encounter with a big fake white butt.
Finally, Christian and his wife have all the facts on placenta-eating.
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TOMORROW, Dec. 18, American Wannabes @ The Rec Room in Huntington Beach, CA
Dec. 28-30, Jerry Garcia @ Edgewater Casino in Laughlin, NV
Jan. 2-6, Jerry Garcia @ LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, TX
Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Christian explains the podcast's wonky schedule, Jesus bonds with his dad, Jerry chills with the government, and the guys review Narcos: Mexico!
Apologies to the fans for inconsistent releases! But don’t worry, the guys are still together, all is back to normal, and Jerry and Jesus are still very much in love.
NARCOS is the best show on Netflix and the Wannabes tell you why. Jesus' dad just crashed with him for two weeks straight, and he's now ready to admit he has a video game addiction. Christian makes adulting look easy and the guys are jealous. And Jerry LOVES pregnant women.
Plus, when Jerry tells the story of kicking it with the mayor of Cudahay and his homeboys...Might he reveal too much??
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The Wannabes are back from their pavo break! Jesus has a naughty video out in the world, Jerry's coaching basketball, and Christian had a White Thanksgiving.
The guys may have a few regrets from their epic 100th EPISODE LIVE SHOW … But you’ll have to judge for yourself once we release it.
Jesus lost a pee-pee tape after Christian got in a fight. Jerry encountered an ex-Nazi with some intense tattoos. And Jesus has got to talk about ranchers f**king goats. HE’S GOT TO.
Then, Coach Jerry realizes he has no idea how to run basketball plays. And finally, Jesus thrills and chills with the story of his real-life encounter with…THE CAT-MAN.
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jerry is shocked at how much money 20-somethings spend at bars, Christian fact-checks dick sizes, and Jesus skipped Jerry's HBO taping – was he busy or hating?
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Jesus declares he's done drinking forever. Christian remembers rolling deep at the pool hall with The San Bernardino Westsiders.
In JERRY'S SPORTS MINUTE, Jerry G quizzes Jesus and Christian on football and they fail miserably.
After a confusing debate about Michael Jackson, Christian and Jesus have to teach Jerry the real meaning of the word 'autistic.'
The guys try out some new jokes and remember old favorites, the best of which are of course about diarrhea.
And finally, in true American Wannabes fashion, the guys tackle dick size.
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The guys get serious on a topic plaguing Latino communities and all of America: Drug addiction. (Don't worry, there's time for funny stories too.)
Jerry's heading back to Vegas and he's not happy about it. Jesus isn't happy about Jerry's upcoming comedy special. And Christian remembers being VERY happy at his first rave.
The Wannabes start talking about the effects of drugs like ecstasy and MDMA, and shit gets real, real fast.
Also: The worst part about having sex in your teens is finding a good place to actually do it.
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The horrifying Raul Reyes joins the Wannabes for an extra-spooky Halloween episode! Come for the ghost stories, stay for a major announcement from Jerry G.
Jerry's still grieving for his Dodgers. Raul almost made Jesus sh*t his pants. And Jesus feels used after Jerry drops the big news.
Then, the guys help Jerry practice his voiceover work for a new role in a foreign cartoon. Jesus talks about his first big audition, and how he totally blew it.
Finally, Raul comes clean that he sees ghosts, and the Wannabes tell some of the worst scary stories any of them have ever heard.
Happy Halloween, fools.
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COME SEE THE AMERICAN WANNABES RECORD EPISODE 100 LIVE! A blowout celebration, Wednesday, November 21 @ Harvelle's Long Beach – Special guests, stand-up sets, and games with the crowd. Help us sell out for our milestone show!!
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jerry uses statistics to clear up his thoughts on women, Christian lands on ABC News to talk about the Lotto, and Jesus is down to smash some doñas.
The Wannabes encourage the Dodger faithful to stay faithful! Jerry recaps exactly how much money he lost during his week in Vegas (spoiler: A LOT). Then, Jesus and Christian suggest Jerry clear the air after last week’s upsetting discussion of his “perfect woman.” The explanation ends with Jesus expecting death threats.
Then, Jesus shares a truly disturbing story about an infected nut sack, which somehow leads the guys to ponder exactly how old is too old to hit it.
A female-friendly episode for all the chicas en su vida.
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TOMORROW: FRIDAY, 10/26 @ The Civic Arts Plaza in Thousand Oaks, CA!
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jerry gears up for a Vegas trip. Then, the Wannabes vs. THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Finally, because no one demanded it, the guys talk foreplay.
The Wannabes debate joining Jerry in Las Vegas, and break down the finer points of a long stint in Sin City.
Then, Christian reveals he suffers night terrors. The opinions and "advice" of Catholic priests only made them scarier. This leads the guys into a discussion of The Catholic Church, and they do NOT hold back. Expect righteous anger followed by a huge Catholic Guilt Hangover.
Jerry hands off the long-awaited Stamino pill to Christian, and the guys have lots of thoughts on the state of modern foreplay.
Finally, in Jerry's Sports Minute, he rants about how he hates women who pretend to know sports, then describes his perfect woman, and the results are predictably confusing.
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Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV
Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
From Phoenix, AZ, the Wannabes recap the longest road trip ever. Jerry and Jesus compliment each other for the first time, and Jesus' dad goes 'Whiplash.'
The guys learn first-hand about AZ monsoons. Jerry reveals the shocking reason why all the homies from HP ended up in Avondale. Jesus goes on another Instagram rant, so Christian has to jump in and defend women YET AGAIN.
Then, the Wannabes' talk Jesus' set on HBO's Entre Nos. He and Jerry run down the behind-the-scenes moves that landed them on the premium showcase.
Jerry remembers the glory days of being married with a nanny to do everything he didn't want to do.
Finally, Jesus tells the soul-crushing story of trying to win his father's love with a rooftop saxophone performance. It did not work out the way he planned.
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Oct. 15-21, Jerry Garcia w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV
Oct. 16, Jesus Sepulveda feat. Christian Zaragoza @ The Ontario Improv in Ontario, CA
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The guys' pad is the studio, but the audience is real! Sadly, it's a sausage fest. Jerry rides high with his Dodgers, while Christian confirms Jesus is a scumbag.
FERNIE, NATE and JUAN are long-time fans who are chilling in cheap seats for today's show. One of them was way too cool to hang with Jerry in high school.
BIG NEWS: The Dodgers clinched their division! Jerry was so excited, he forgot to pick his kids up from school. The guys begrudgingly allow the return of Jerry's Sports Minute.
Then, the guys discuss bad parenting, and listener Nate defends his dad-skills. Listener Fernie works at Dodger Stadium, and Jerry can barely contain his erection. Jesus tells a story about stealing his friend's crush.
Finally, how'd the Wannabes spend their Netflix money?
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SEE JESUS SEPULVEDA ON HBO LATINO! Standup showcase ENTRE NOS is back on October 5 @ 9pm and Jesus stars!
COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:
Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA
ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:
Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jesus tells the epic tale of when he met George Lopez, Jerry reviews Mayans MC, and the Preguntas Segment is back, back again! Tell a friend!
The guys are losing sleep over new jokes. Jesus' dad demands more credit for jumping the border. Jerry's version of dad life is very different from his father's.
Then, Jesus and Jerry struggle with Bill Cosby's prison term, while Christian struggles not to punch them in the face. However, another recent legal verdict makes Christian confess to food-tampering at his first job...SO MAYBE HE'S NOT SO DIFFERENT. Plus, the epic story of how Jesus got away with stealing pizza from The Hut.
Finally, the Wannabes have even MORE thoughts on Instagram, and last but not least, SUS PREGUNTAS!
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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:
Thursday, 9/27 w/ Chingo Bling @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA
Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA
ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:
Friday, 9/21 w/ Paul Rodriguez @ Kiva Auditorium, Albuquerque, NM
Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
"Roza Zaragoza" is ready for her debut, the Preguntas Segment returns, the Wannabes remember their first jobs, and Jesus goes viral!
Christian's baby's sex is revealed! Jesus is afraid the twerk is here to stay. Jerry once worked at a women's clothing store, and both Jesus and Christian had physical altercations at their old jobs.
Then, Jerry settles a HEATED debate between Jesus and Christian over who won the GGG vs Canelo fight! Do you agree with him? Write us at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com, or slide into our DMs @americanwannabespodcast.
In PREGUNTAS:
Finally, demonstrators bumping accordion music at Trump Tower brings out the deep, real, paisa Mexican in Jesus.
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TOMORROW: AMIGOS TUESDAY @ The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA!
WEDNESDAY 9/19 @ Levity Live, Oxnard, CA - DM Jerry or Jesus to get on the guest list!
Thursday, 9/27 w/ Chingo Bling @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA
Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA
ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:
Friday, 9/21 w/ Paul Rodriguez @ Kiva Auditorium, Albuquerque, NM
Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The Wannabes remember Mac Miller, 9-11, the first jokes they ever wrote, and their early rap careers. (Yes, for real.)
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Jesus kicks his intro up a notch, and it sets off a firestorm of hack jokes. Jerry recounts the start of his gay infatuation. Christian gives an update on his wife's pregnancy, and the guys all swap parenting advice. Christian claims this kid is going to wear, say and play with whatever he wants.
Then, Jesus admits he's a rat. Jerry identifies the biggest snitches in his life. And Christian flirts with telling a story the guys have deemed too hot for the podcast!
All this, plus: Where the Wannabes were when the Twin Towers fell?
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Live from Casa de Garcia y Sepulveda, the guys are back from Chicago! They discover ASMR, offer feminist advice, and watch as Jerry digs another hole.
Huge shout-out to the crowds in San Diego at The Mad House and in Chicago at The Improv! The Wannabes recap their epic Chicago Labor Day weekend with Chingo Bling.
Then, Christian knows all the hippest trends, like watching young girls whisper about nonsense on YouTube. Jerry has a story about trying to be "one of the girls," and the Wannabes have no idea how to take it. Jesus rediscovers a lost memory about an awkward childhood encounter.
Jesus doubles down so hard on some questionable opinions he creates a cliff, and Jerry walks right off it with him. #Feminism for days.
Finally, the guys decide when it's time to call it quits in a relationship.
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The guys object to how women use Instagram! 2 out of 3 are sad and single now, FYI. They share tricks for ultra-cheap dates, and Jerry maybe scars his kids.
Jesus flips out that women in LA expect a first date to cost at least $200, according to a survey. Christian advocates film piracy as a cheap alternative. Jesus does him one better: $2 MOVIE THEATERS. The guys call B.S., but IT'S TRUE.
Then, Christian proclaims gangster rap died with Tupac. Jesus almost got into a fist fight on the soccer field. And Jerry struggled during a charity stand-up show, so he pulled out his "STEP-DAD MATERIAL." His kids were in the audience. They had never heard him rag on their step-dad before. They didn't say one word about it.
Christian and Jesus helpfully act out how that conversation should have gone.
Finally, Jerry reveals how he f*cked up the Wannabes' chances at working for NBC.
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8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA
TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL
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Like a cholo on parole, Jerry's changing for the better. Jesus rages over people who dislike ketchup. And the Wannabes break down how to properly do IG.
Jerry adds 2 new cities to his ever-expanding Top 3 Cities list:
Then, the guys are furious at the games played by private Instagrammers. Christian reveals the secret world of Hide and Mute. Jerry can't take Follow Backs. And Jesus battles depression over celebrity accounts.
Jerry reveals upcoming car stunts with his 2004 Mustang, struggles with more unintentional racism, and loses it in his SPORTS MINUTE.
Finally, Jesus wants the guys to act out their sex style with a noisemaker.
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8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA
TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jerry's on the road with Chingo Bling, so we upgrade his spot to a legit international superstar: Fabrizio Copano is in the building!
Fabrizio is one of the biggest comedians in Chile. He's got a hot new Netflix special called Solo Pienso En Mi and several hit Spanish-language movies to his name. Now he's come to conquer America, and Jerry Garcia has become the weird dad he never had (and probably never wanted).
Fabrizio reveals:
Fabrizio also tells the wild story of how he met his girlfriend while she was married, ended up moving in with her in Mexico, then finally moved with her to L.A.
Plus, the winners of last week's SWAG CONTEST, and Instagram tips and tricks from a dude with 148k followers!
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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:
Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL
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Take out your ear buds, crank up the volume, grab your boss, and make sure all the kids are listening. The Wannabes attempt their first SFW, 100% clean show.
They talk about haters, diarrhea, El Chapo and ugly rappers smashing. This is gonna go great.
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Christian lets you know you better back the heck off. Jesus gives up on fashion. Jerry reveals his closet may not look like a man's closet.
Then, the guys discuss toilet water, drying your butt, and proper use of the bidet, all while keeping things PG. The family-friendly train keeps rolling with a wholesome GREASE singalong.
Things take a questionable turn when Jerry remembers a heavyset woman splayed across the pavement, and Jesus explains what it's like to get snitched on by a white guy.
Finally, the EL CHAPO documentary, ugly rappers, and a brand-new fan-made theme song! Damn, this is a jam-packed episode! Oh, language, shi--
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Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jerry is obsessed with conchas, the kids are using Jesus' AKAs, and we found all the Chris Z fans! But most important: Who's about to have a baby??
The guys return from a great show in San Bernardino with BIG NEWS! Finally back in the studio, they reminisce on all the ways it can suck to be a dad. Jerry remembers the many times his kids hurt themselves. Christian remembers making his daughter his mom's problem. Jesus is not ready for any of it. But...Is HE the father??
Then, the Wannabes go live on Instagram to give shoutouts, answer questions, and get zinged by a fan. You could zing the Wannabes too if you followed @americanwannabespodcast, @chriszpics, @jesuscomic89 and @comedianjerryg on Instagram. And get your ass to the American Wannabes Facebook page to drop a 'Like' while you're at it!
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Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jerry live-podcasts his Dodgers, Christian has all the serial killer facts, and Jesus got MAGA'd at Disney. Then, the guys remember smokeshows from childhood TV.
The Wannabes record from home with Raul Reyes on the couch. Jesus has a dire warning about L.A. beaches after a weekend with his fam. Christian wonders what the hell R. Kelly admitted to in "I Admit It". And Jerry wants to know if anyone else has noticed how gay Disneyland has got.
Finally, the guys revisit 90s TV, where we learn how much Jerry hated Urkel, and which show starred the biggest babe.
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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:
7/29 @ The Sturges Center in San Bernardino, CA
8/31 - 9/2 Labor Day Weekend @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Chicago, IL
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
The Wannabes are hungover in a hotel room in Phoenix. It was a good weekend.
Shout out to the crowds who showed up at Standup Live! It turns out Christian is a mean drunk. All of Jerry's best drunk stories take place in San Diego.
Jesus is hyped about BARBIE RICAN, an up-and-coming Puerto Rican artist. She is open, real and wild, and he is here for it. Almost as excited is Christian, about his new bald emoji in the updated American Wannabes logo.
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TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:
7/29 @ The Sturges Center in Riverside, CA
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