The Wannabes talk about thier view's on abortion and woman's rights. Also Chris is out because he's welcoming he's new born "Zoey" to the world. She has a different name by the way, but Jerry and the guy's like Zoey better. 

The Wannabes talk about how they think they can process in comedy by taking a step back. Jerry admits he thinks he should do psychedelics drugs to see outside the box.

The Wannabes are back, no replacements this time. The guys are back at it again and they don't hold back. They talk about special gifts you have to have confidence to give your special someone.

Here's a free Patreon Episode this week. The set up is a little different but this was the first Patreon Episode Auggie (Unlocked Pictures) recorded for the Wannabes.

The Wannabe's had to replace Chris Z Pix after his rant that he wanted to leave his job and pursue a career in comedy. Chris wife didn't let him come to the podcast this week, incomes Raul Reyes to the rescue. Jesus also had to leave the podcast this week, Fern el Chaton comes off the bench. This is "The Replacement's episode."

The Wannabe's have a heart to heart with Chris Z Pix. Are you down for this? Also Jerry vent's how much he can't stand Raul Reyes.

The guys talk about how woman love to let you know.... Instead of doing it them selves. They have solutions on how they can make them aware, "experience living like a single mom.

Jerry's back and he pick's up where he left off, cancel culture and more. 

They are back, the Wannabes are full and loaded. The guys talk about the latest news about the Johnny Depp trial. Jesus talks about when he caught an ex cheating on him.

They Wannabes talk about some conspiracies they know, even Auggie gets the mic and talks about his favorite one, "The Moon Landing." Jesus head blows up and can believe some of the things he's hearing.

The guys talk about the slap that was heard around the world. Also they run down a Spanish play by play.

Jerry and Jesus talk about their experience at hunted Glen Tavern Hotel, "they got bad vides." The guys talk about if they believe in ghost. Also Jesus talks about Jerry's super fan experience

Jerry and Chri Z pix hit the road too Texas and talk about their experiences. They talk about marriage for money and how they can't say all current events. "The War."

A bets a bet and Fern stays true to his word. This week the guys watch in horror as El Chaton gets dolled up by @Sqbeauty_lounge. Check out our latest Patreon episode for the beautiful results. Also Christian And Jesus make a bet of there own. Help us decide what the stakes are. With Valentines fast aproaching the guys share there proposal stories and give Jesus all the advice he needs. Also a game of Fuck Merry Kill for old times sake 

Christian gives us proper grocery store etiquette that enrages Jerry.

Jerry again shows his anger and passion when talking about Pam and Jim's relationship.

Plus, Jesus finally watched Back To The Future and the guys dive deep into movie conspiracies. 

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It's Not My Weekend 
Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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Christian urges the importance of wearing a mask.

Cancel culture is back strong. Who will be the first Wannabe to get canceled? Christian takes bets.

The guys answer listener questions. 

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Cooler Than I Look 
Time Flies

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SURPRISE, FOOL. Today is a special double drop of episodes! The Wannabes catch up after a few delayed premieres. And they still got thoughts on the riots.

 

Jerry will NOT be returning to Disneyland, and it's got nothing to do with Covid. The guys wonder if Covid-19 is the new AIDS, but, like, in a good way? And does that make Jerry the new Magic Johnson?!

 

Christian confronts Jerry about his past looting, and sh*t gets heated, but Christian's got a point! This leads to a story that may reveal Jerry was in a special ed class in school??

 

The guys discuss the ethics and logistics of tipping, and who does the REAL work in a restaurant.

 

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The Wannabes have another deep dive on the ethics of using the n-word – in both English and Spanish! Then, more conspiracy theories, baby!

 

Christian's got fresh chanclas. Jesus reveals the one culture he got woke to over the course of the protests.

 

The guys agree that the internet is on fire right now, and Christian's got a conspiracy theory about Kanye and Kylie. Which leads to other conspiracy theories about Princess Diana and Jeffrey Epstein!

 

The guys explore HBO Max, and Christian thinks it's worth the money. Christian's also fascinated by Amazon Prime's new show Upload.

 

Then, the Wannabes swap stories of their worst lies, and by the end, everybody's sweating.

 

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The guys reminisce about their favorite sex scenes of the 90s. Then, the arguments start about the protests. Let's see how this goes...

 

The Wannabes discuss comedians swapping girls on the road. Jesus shares his extra-pervy “Fast Times” pool moment and it makes everybody uncomfortable. For some reason, Christian still believes Jesus is always trying to be a better man.

 

Jerry really doesn’t want to talk about the protests. So then he talks about the protests. Jesus claims he’s never seen white privilege in action, but he may not even know how to define it. 

 

Finally, yes. We argue about the riots. And cops. And how people interact with cops. And...Oh man, was this a good idea...?

 

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Christian's corona test results are back, just like his super-whack hairline. The guys compare middle school girlfriends and their favorite all-time sneakers. Plus, 90 Day Fiancée!

NOTE: This episode was recorded early last week before the protests began in the U.S. The Wannabes will be back with their take on the weekend's events next week.

The Wannabes compare notes on male pattern baldness and the hottest shoes back in the day, from Jordans to K-Swiss. Plus, how their sneaker game attracted the bad b*tches in middle school ... and the problems that come with bad b*tches.

Jerry's kids interrupt him when he's creeping on Instagram hoes. Jesus has been watching 90 DAY FIANCÉE, where the drama is HIGH between desperate foreign chicks and old American weirdos. Speaking of which, Jerry was disappointed by the selection of available chicks at his Mexican family reunion.

Plus, the evolving languages of the mother country, and Jesus has an on-point premonition when he notices how crazy people are getting, like something really bad is about to happen...

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Christian had to get tested for the 'Rona. Jesus is back in LA, and he's tripping over Echo Park tent-f**king. And Jerry is flunking kindergarten all over again!

Jerry’s got complaints about the official Wannabes facemask, while Christian is looking more and more like a Chia Pet every day.

Jesus went 1-on-1 on the basketball court with A-rab Fern, and he’s got complaints. Christian accuses Jesus of selective IG editing to hide the fact he got even worse since he went 1-on-1 with Jerry.

The guys agree that Jerry’s dad game has gone next level in quarantine, but Christian went all the way viral for his top-tier dadding. Too bad Reddit got almost all the details wrong.

Then, Christian reveals some details on upcoming meat shortages. The Wannabes return to explore the fine line between gay and straight due to a big surprise in Christian's family. Fernie considers the prospect of getting back to work at Dodger Stadium by July 4.

And finally: How do dads nowadays have "the talk"?

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Christian's hair sputters back to life, Jerry and Jesus stare down the barrel of a future with no comedy, and Fernie's room leaves the ladies bone dry.

The guys are watching WACO on Netflix, but they're unsure if they can trust it. Regardless, they are very intrigued by the sexual prowess of cult leaders.

The guys return to the epic Michael Jordan docu-series THE LAST DANCE, and share even more coronavirus "news" (?) and conspiracy theories! Plus, the guys scam Zoom live on the air.

Then, girlfriends get extra thirsty at the NFL Draft, and Jerry is flying extra-solo for the pandemic.

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Jerry just realized YouTube is a thing! The guys discuss their shameful pasts in talent shows and school band, then share thoughts on Michael Jordan.

Jerry made the gayest YouTube video imaginable, literally. Find out how it compares to Back To The Future. Christian isn't healthy enough to jog. Jesus' dad has him doing landscaping and he's not coping well.

The guys go deep on THE LAST DANCE, the Michael Jordan documentary, and realize they don't know much about Jordan. But Jerry hated his guts, and is for some reason furious at Scottie Pippen.

Then, HOW IS THE CAT-MAN COPING WITH CORONAVIRUS?!

And the Wannabes get real about what it takes to have multiple wives.

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Christian busted another bad guy. Fat guys are pulling bad bitches and Jesus is SHOOK. Jerry's not down to parent babies. And Jesus has all your Covid conspiracies!

Sh*t is getting crazy. Nascar drivers are out here dropping n-bombs with the hard R. Neighborhood walkers are trying to kill each other. And Christian and Jesus debate how the virus spreads with very, very accurate information (por supuesto).

A listener question leads MULTIPLE Wannabes to admit that being a wingman led to them getting married. Jerry gives Christian a LOT of unsolicited parenting advice.

Meanwhile, the NextDoor app is trying to take down Christian. Jerry wants to know the best way to hit on chicks with a mask. And Jesus discovers evangelicals have started a social media challenge to donate their stimulus checks to pastors.

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The Wannabes go live on Instagram to catch up on their quarantines, and it's just as messy as you'd predict!

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