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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: May, 2017
May 30, 2017

Jerry, Jesus and Christian get serious for a minute to pay respects to victims of the Manchester terror attack. How do we keep fools in check in these crazy times? As if the Ariana Grande concert wasn't bad enough, now you can't even trust gas station nacho cheese! Or Congressmen. The Wannabes remember their grossest food moments, then go deep on sexting in the wake of Anthony Weiner's "guilty" plea. By the way, if you wear glasses: Take 'em off or leave 'em on during sex? The Wannabes have the answer.

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May 22, 2017

Jerry returns from where cholos go to retire! Jesus returns from near-death-by tornado! Together again, the Wannabes revisit the cinematic masterwork known as Lowriders, and explore their deep, devotional love for the Kardashians. Then, hear the Wannabes' complete guide to using the n-word and the (other) f-word. Finally, Jerry, Jesus and Christian explain how their lives ARE the Bow Wow Challenge, which leads into a pit of regret as they confess their deepest childhood insecurities. Plus, as usual, Jerry says some gay stuff.

 

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May 9, 2017

Jesus and Christian clown the Canelo vs. Chavez fight! Always smart to see how much shit you can talk about pro fighters. Then, since Jerry is on the road, Producer Frank steps in to school the Wannabes on the glory of UFC. They don't quite buy it. Plus, hear how Jesus overcame his own tendency to cry during fights, only to suffer a humiliating knockout in his first and only boxing match. Then we end with an epic rant as Christian and Jesus tackle the upcoming sure-to-be classic movie: LOWRIDERS! Man, Hollywood just GETS Mexicans, you know?

 

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May 3, 2017

Jerry, Jesus and Christian celebrate May Day with all their paisa friends! Christian pits Jerry against Civil War history buff Donald Trump, but can Jerry pass the quiz on behalf of Wannabes everywhere? Plus, brace yourselves...JA RULE IS BACK! The Wannabes talked about him, now he's back making headlines baby! All that, plus sleazy cousins in Mexico, underage drinking, and hook-ups that were never meant for public knowledge.

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