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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: April, 2018
Apr 30, 2018

Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over.

In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Cool.

Jerry is now a Disneyland pass holder, and it is a game-changer. "I will never date a bitch who isn't a pass holder!" While there, he discovered they're removing hookers from the Pirates of the Carribean ride, and he was recognized by a cute girl with her angry, friend-zoned guy friend.

Finally, shout-out to American Wannabes intern RAUL REYES, who's recovering from gall bladder surgery, but not from his alter-ego "Save-A-Ho."

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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 23, 2018

Jesus lost his phone and its everyone else's fault! Lyft sucks, T-Mobile sucks, his brother sucks. But otherwise he had a wonderful 4/20. Jerry addresses the feedback he's been getting over making out with his babysitter. Christian and Jesus accuse Jerry of being soft, but he insists he's "hood as f*ck.

Jerry doubles down on his hatred of Selena! Jesus flips out. Christian wants to talk about the #freethenip campaign, which Jerry assumes is about captive Asians. The guys agree the campaigners ought to get ready for all the worst horn dogs society has to offer.

Then, the Wannabes discuss the Starbucks racism situation. Christian says he never feels welcome in any business except Supreme, RifLA and Undefeated...And even then, he's not really cool enough to be there. Jesus and Jerry both have history at the white secret headquarters known as "country clubs." Jesus had a middle school friend who would take him, and Jerry has a white babymama whose parents used to invite him to brunch. It didn't go well.

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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 16, 2018

Jerry's ex has been calling to "check in on him." Christian never thought he could love a dog so much, but his love for his puppy is real. Jesus has questions about Trump's side chick.

The guys wonder if any of them has f*cked a woman in power. Jerry fondly remembers his hot babysitter using him for make-out practice when he was 5. Christian asks the obvious question: What are your thoughts on kids hooking up with teachers? Jerry has another priceless double standard answer.

Christian and Jesus debate the finer points of what high school chicks get away with – like the time a girl changed clothes in front of Jesus, but tried to get his ass kicked when he whipped his dick out in front of her.

Then, Jesus debuts a spot-on Cardi B impression, and the Wannabes promote their upcoming live show at the NoHo Comedy Festival!

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SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 10, 2018

Jerry and Jesus are fresh off the plane from San Antonio! They learned absolutely nothing about The Alamo and displayed their ignorance on social media. They were also interviewed on morning TV, where Jesus wanted to display his ass live on the show.

Jerry and Jesus consider taking their relationship to the next level after Texas. Christian definitely expects them to f*ck soon.

A detour into fighting leads the Wannabes to discuss UFC's thirsty-ass publicity stunts, WrestleMania, and the epic San Antonio barbershop throwdown started over mixtapes.

Then, Christian finds out Jesus is uncircumcised. Yes, really. He has all the same questions you do, so you better listen.

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SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube!

SEE AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP: GLENDALE, AZ, Jerry G From HP is there one night only this Sunday, April 15 @ 7pm at the Stir Crazy Comedy Club. Or come see him at a meet-and-greet Saturday night at Fuego Bar and Grill in Tolleson, AZ!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 2, 2018

Jesus drags Jerry for last episode's pity party. But Jerry has gotten zero date offers since his break-up went public. And Christian's daughter caught him smoking weed.

The Wannabes consider the smash hit Roseanne revival.

Most importantly: THE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT is back, baby! First, the guys break down hip hop slang words, such as Drip, Gucci, Bible, and Snatched. Then they clarify hipster slang like Askhole, Boomerang Child, Ear Jacking, and Frak.

Jesus has THOUGHTS on liberal parenting. In a huge shocker, Jerry is not comfortable with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith allegedly having an open relationship. And Christian declares he's quitting the 'pulling out' game forever.

Stay tuned for updates on the conception of Christian's next kid.

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LATER THIS WEEK: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... It's like a bonus American Wannabes!

LAST CHANCE: THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts THIS WEEK, April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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