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Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.
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Jan 29, 2018

Guest starring Chingo Bling, Christian's wife, Jesus' angry dad and some of our dopest listeners!

The Wannabes spend their 50th episode chilling with Coronas and taking calls from fans. Jerry tells the story of how American Wannabes came to be. Jesus reminisces on visiting some of America's most important landmarks, like a strip club in Washington, D.C. Christian gets a short-lived ego boost from his wife calling into the show. Also, Jerry bought bootleg Vicodin in Tijuana, which reminds him of that time Viagra almost killed him.

Thank to our loyal listeners for growing this podcast over 50 amazing episodes, and we can't wait to bring you 50 more.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 23, 2018

Chappelle and John Mayer popped in on the Wannabes' weekly stand-up show: Amigos Thursday at the Comedy Store!

Jesus was very impressed with how Mr. Mayer smelled.

But first, the final update on Jerry's missing $300! Did he man up and take back what was his?

Then, the guys give tips on shoplifting: Jesus likes to use the bottom of the grocery cart, Jerry's kids are helpful in creating a diversion, and Christian sees people steal everything from steaks to condoms to baby formula at his day job.

Jerry takes us back to his Thug Life days. He got banned for life from J.C. Penney and got his ass whupped by concerned citizens for taking part in the L.A. riots.

Finally, Jesus met Post Malone and freaked the F out.

Plus, a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT for the Wannabes' upcoming 50th Episode!!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 16, 2018

The Wannabes react to a viral clip of a kid getting caught with his pants down. They reminisce about when they first discovered, and then got discovered, spanking the wanking...choking the chicken...slapping the monkey. You get it.

Jerry says he could never be a porn star because the fluffer would get him off, leading to a disagreement about who the fluffer actually is on a porn set.

Christian teaches the guys new words for 2018.

Jesus recently came through in the clutch for Jerry and Christian, but he has no idea what that means, almost sparking an argument.

Jerry's feeling fly with cash to burn on ladies during tax refund season, leading Christian to wonder if Jerry's going to get himself "fixed."

Finally, Jesus tries to explain the legacy of MLK, concluding that without the great Dr. King, there'd be no American Wannabes. So give thanks, pinches.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa.

Jan 8, 2018

The guys reunite after breaking up for the holidays! Stay until the end for Jerry's bold predicition about the 2020 election.

Jesus brought ass cream to his family's White Elephant Christmas party, and all hell broke loose. Jerry can relate, and has a theory about why gag gifts destroy families.

The Wannabes reflect on the mysterious Space-X launch – Jesus thought World War 3 was on, while Jerry assumed Mexico was attempting a space program, which he thought was "cute."

On the positive side, Christian's wife got him the Yeezy's he's been longing for, and he has nothing but great things to say about Netflix's technology-horror show Black Mirror.

Finally, the Wannabes make their New Year's Resolutions – 2018 will be the year this podcast goes global!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

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