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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Feb 18, 2019

The guys talk special bedroom treats for Valentine's Day. Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesus and Christian's moaning is NSFW up in here.

Jesus and Jerry have experienced the pleasure of a good ass-licking, and Christian needs details.

Raul Reyes makes a phone-in appearance to either confirm or deny that Jesus saved Jerry's ass after a show. Place your bets on what really went down...

Then, Jerry adds Denver to his Top Three Cities list, Christian knows a real gigolo, and Jesus thinks some ladies are getting WAY too hyped on female empowerment. He had an In-N-Out altercation to prove it.

Finally, the Wannabes talk getting older, and Jerry resolves to live his most righteous life.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 11, 2019

Christian has a new baby daughter whose birth was foretold by hail and thunder, so, y’know, make peace with your God and prepare for the end, or something.

The guys demand details on the surprise, painful, induced labor. Jesus remembers torturing his newborn baby brother. Jerry struggles with his kids whooping each others’ asses lately.

Jerry gives updates on his DUI conviction and his birthday show. He tries to kick off Jerry's Sports Minute with Super Bowl talk, but nobody really cares. However, the guys got THOUGHTS on the halftime show.

Then, Snoop coaches youth sports almost as well as Jerry, and Jesus reveals his secret way-too-intense past as a MALE CHEERLEADER.

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February 17 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 4, 2019

The milestone 100th episode! LIVE from Harvelle’s in Long Beach, the Wannabes open up more than ever before about baby mamas, jail time and freckled dick!

Christian goes way too far discussing his daughter, his past loves, and his wife’s pregnancy! Jerry drops bombshells as he reveals for the first time when, why and how he ended up in jail in 2018! Jesus feels like he’s at the holiday table with a couple drunk uncles.

Jerry opens up even more about all the things he learned about women this past year, and the Wannabes give a huge shout-out to their female listeners. At the same time, Jerry considers finding a third baby mama while Day-1-fan Juan Sevilla strongly recommends a vasectomy.

The Wannabes round out the show with pop-ins from the hilarious Hooter Moreno, the smartest guy they’ve ever met Juan Sanabria, and much love all around for our fans and supporters.

There’s big plans afoot for 2019…Now get ready for 100 more episodes!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 29, 2019

Jerry remembers the most pathetic mugging ever. Jesus finds his dream manager. Christian reveals his outlaw past. But first: FYRE FESTIVAL!

The homie Fernie El Chaton is in the house – just in time to help make fun of Jerry for losing his voice. The Wannabes' newest Netflix obsession is the Fyre Festival doc. Then, Jerry's Sports Minute returns!

Jerry's HBO special is coming Father's Day weekend, and Jesus can't stand the title. Jesus tells a story about seeing a kid get beat by his parents, and it took him back to his childhood.

Finally, the guys share stories of the first time they got hustled and jacked. Jerry's story wins. It may go down as the most pathetic American Wannabes story of all time.

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Jan. 31, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 22, 2019

The guys drive back from Mexicali after their show. It's past midnight, Jerry's drunk, and they're about to encounter a Border Control checkpoint...

 

Jesus is behind the wheel and getting lost. Christian's baby is almost here, and Jerry's ready to be El Padrino. Jesus ain't down with uppity border agents demanding to see passports.

We know the sound quality's not great, but that's just how shit goes on the road, cabrones.

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Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 21, 2019

The guys record from the road, literally. They’re in the car, running late for a show. A look behind the comedy curtain! The after-show drops later this week.

Christian can't remember where they're going. For the record, it's a border town near Mexicali. Jesus remembers growing up American, but getting schooled like an immigrant. Jerry addresses an intriguing rumor from the BEST OF 2018 episode.

Jerry turns the podcast X-rated quickly, with the story of hitting up a transgender strip club as a young'n in Rosarito, and the Wannabes can't let it go. Jerry clarifies his opinion on Caitlyn Jenner.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO AN AMERICAN WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 14, 2019

The Wannabes are BACK! We’re popping off on R. Kelly, Louis CK, Trump’s wall, circumcision, and more! All the opinions you’d ever need to kick off 2019.

Jesus spent Christmas living out a 90s-kid Richie Rich fantasy. Christian is gearing up for his baby’s birth like a Marine going to war. And Jerry gives all the best advice for how to handle a new baby.

Then: “Surviving R. Kelly.” It’s time to cancel the Pied Piper. Christian has all the facts. Jesus understands how the power of fame can corrupt. And Jerry wants to talk about Kevin Spacey and Louis CK while we’re on the topic. Jesus has a bold prediction about CK’s comeback.

Finally: The Wall. Jerry cuts through all the bullshit and right to the core of what’s really going on there. Stick around for real talk.

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Jan. 18, American Wannabes @ Ricochet in Imperial, CA

Jan. 30, American Wannabes @ Ha Ha Comedy Club in Studio City, CA

Feb 1., The Jerry Garcia Birthday Show @ The Ice House in Pasadena, CA

Jan. 20, Jerry Garcia @ The Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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