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American Wannabes's Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.
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Feb 19, 2018

Listener “Deep Dimples” gives thoughtful compliments to Jesus and Christian.

Then she drags Jerry HARD. So he goes on an epic rant to clear up some misconceptions.

The Wannabes all talk about the words they used growing up that are no longer OK. Jesus laments the loss of some seriously questionable slang.

Jerry tells the story of having to call in a bodyguard after making a fan’s boyfriend jealous.

Jesus tells the story of catching his little brother in a “private moment” in the bathroom.

Finally, Amigo’s Thursday is back at the World Famous Comedy Store in Los Angeles! Click the link above for tickets.

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THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 13, 2018

The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex.

Jerry and Jesus both have experience being a "side dude." The more they tell, the worse it gets. Then, Jerry has a close encounter with middle-aged swingers, and Jesus envisions the future of relationships destroyed by "the youth."

Plus, bathroom etiquette, the extra benefits of Jerry's "Girls Gone Wild" subscriptions, and how weird it would get if the Wannabes had Kanye money. Finally, the guys try out some new material!

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BIG NEWS! THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! If that link doesn't work, try clicking here.

Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 6, 2018

The Wannabes have glimpsed the future. It is time to talk about DEEP FAKE PORN. But first...

Jerry's back from a depressing birthday, while Christian's back from a relaxing vacation. The guys talk Super Bowl, where Jerry lost a ton of money, nobody loved Timberlake, and all the commercials were whack.

Christian's all about Kylie Jenner giving birth, while Jesus is all about Kylie Jenner, all over.

Jerry and Jesus just got back from Tempe, AZ with Chingo Bling, where Wannabes listeners represented. Big shout out to y'all. Jesus thinks the Wannabes need a comedy vlog, but Jerry's not so sure.

Jerry's more interested in his career as the funny guy of porn.

Finally, the Wannabes talk step-sister fantasies, and how they all wished their parents would split up so a hot step-sister could move in. That's when Producer James brings up the Deep Fakes. This shit is MIND-BLOWING.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

 

Jan 29, 2018

Guest starring Chingo Bling, Christian's wife, Jesus' angry dad and some of our dopest listeners!

The Wannabes spend their 50th episode chilling with Coronas and taking calls from fans. Jerry tells the story of how American Wannabes came to be. Jesus reminisces on visiting some of America's most important landmarks, like a strip club in Washington, D.C. Christian gets a short-lived ego boost from his wife calling into the show. Also, Jerry bought bootleg Vicodin in Tijuana, which reminds him of that time Viagra almost killed him.

Thank to our loyal listeners for growing this podcast over 50 amazing episodes, and we can't wait to bring you 50 more.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 23, 2018

Chappelle and John Mayer popped in on the Wannabes' weekly stand-up show: Amigos Thursday at the Comedy Store!

Jesus was very impressed with how Mr. Mayer smelled.

But first, the final update on Jerry's missing $300! Did he man up and take back what was his?

Then, the guys give tips on shoplifting: Jesus likes to use the bottom of the grocery cart, Jerry's kids are helpful in creating a diversion, and Christian sees people steal everything from steaks to condoms to baby formula at his day job.

Jerry takes us back to his Thug Life days. He got banned for life from J.C. Penney and got his ass whupped by concerned citizens for taking part in the L.A. riots.

Finally, Jesus met Post Malone and freaked the F out.

Plus, a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT for the Wannabes' upcoming 50th Episode!!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 16, 2018

The Wannabes react to a viral clip of a kid getting caught with his pants down. They reminisce about when they first discovered, and then got discovered, spanking the wanking...choking the chicken...slapping the monkey. You get it.

Jerry says he could never be a porn star because the fluffer would get him off, leading to a disagreement about who the fluffer actually is on a porn set.

Christian teaches the guys new words for 2018.

Jesus recently came through in the clutch for Jerry and Christian, but he has no idea what that means, almost sparking an argument.

Jerry's feeling fly with cash to burn on ladies during tax refund season, leading Christian to wonder if Jerry's going to get himself "fixed."

Finally, Jesus tries to explain the legacy of MLK, concluding that without the great Dr. King, there'd be no American Wannabes. So give thanks, pinches.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa.

Jan 8, 2018

The guys reunite after breaking up for the holidays! Stay until the end for Jerry's bold predicition about the 2020 election.

Jesus brought ass cream to his family's White Elephant Christmas party, and all hell broke loose. Jerry can relate, and has a theory about why gag gifts destroy families.

The Wannabes reflect on the mysterious Space-X launch – Jesus thought World War 3 was on, while Jerry assumed Mexico was attempting a space program, which he thought was "cute."

On the positive side, Christian's wife got him the Yeezy's he's been longing for, and he has nothing but great things to say about Netflix's technology-horror show Black Mirror.

Finally, the Wannabes make their New Year's Resolutions – 2018 will be the year this podcast goes global!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

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