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American Wannabes's Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) Americans. For real.
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Now displaying: February, 2018
Feb 28, 2018

Jesus thinks texting is for pussies. Christian eats charcuterie while his daughter flunks her classes. A fan defends Jerry after last episode's savage beating, but Jerry's too proud to accept.

The Wannabes remember their early days slaying skeezas with all the most questionable moves: Smirnoff Ice, pretending to be drunk, and going after freshmen. This culminates in the ridiculous story of how Jerry lost his virginity on campus, during school hours, in an elevator.

Jerry also gets super real about the challenges of raising three sons by two moms, who sometimes don't believe they're brothers.

Finally, the Wannabes stop off in Wakanda to talk Black Panther. The only spoiler you'll get: Michael B. Jordan vs. Jerry G. from H.P. is about to be the new celebrity feud.

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 19, 2018

Listener “Deep Dimples” gives thoughtful compliments to Jesus and Christian.

Then she drags Jerry HARD. So he goes on an epic rant to clear up some misconceptions.

The Wannabes all talk about the words they used growing up that are no longer OK. Jesus laments the loss of some seriously questionable slang.

Jerry tells the story of having to call in a bodyguard after making a fan’s boyfriend jealous.

Jesus tells the story of catching his little brother in a “private moment” in the bathroom.

Finally, Amigo’s Thursday is back at the World Famous Comedy Store in Los Angeles! Click the link above for tickets.

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THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 13, 2018

The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex.

Jerry and Jesus both have experience being a "side dude." The more they tell, the worse it gets. Then, Jerry has a close encounter with middle-aged swingers, and Jesus envisions the future of relationships destroyed by "the youth."

Plus, bathroom etiquette, the extra benefits of Jerry's "Girls Gone Wild" subscriptions, and how weird it would get if the Wannabes had Kanye money. Finally, the guys try out some new material!

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BIG NEWS! THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! If that link doesn't work, try clicking here.

Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 6, 2018

The Wannabes have glimpsed the future. It is time to talk about DEEP FAKE PORN. But first...

Jerry's back from a depressing birthday, while Christian's back from a relaxing vacation. The guys talk Super Bowl, where Jerry lost a ton of money, nobody loved Timberlake, and all the commercials were whack.

Christian's all about Kylie Jenner giving birth, while Jesus is all about Kylie Jenner, all over.

Jerry and Jesus just got back from Tempe, AZ with Chingo Bling, where Wannabes listeners represented. Big shout out to y'all. Jesus thinks the Wannabes need a comedy vlog, but Jerry's not so sure.

Jerry's more interested in his career as the funny guy of porn.

Finally, the Wannabes talk step-sister fantasies, and how they all wished their parents would split up so a hot step-sister could move in. That's when Producer James brings up the Deep Fakes. This shit is MIND-BLOWING.

Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!

American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

 

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