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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Sep 18, 2018

"Roza Zaragoza" is ready for her debut, the Preguntas Segment returns, the Wannabes remember their first jobs, and Jesus goes viral!

Christian's baby's sex is revealed! Jesus is afraid the twerk is here to stay. Jerry once worked at a women's clothing store, and both Jesus and Christian had physical altercations at their old jobs.

Then, Jerry settles a HEATED debate between Jesus and Christian over who won the GGG vs Canelo fight! Do you agree with him? Write us at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com, or slide into our DMs @americanwannabespodcast.

In PREGUNTAS:

  • What would you do if you made it big?
  • What's the difference between you as a comedian, a dad, and a boyfriend?

Finally, demonstrators bumping accordion music at Trump Tower brings out the deep, real, paisa Mexican in Jesus.

 

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

TOMORROW: AMIGOS TUESDAY @ The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA!

WEDNESDAY 9/19 @ Levity Live, Oxnard, CA - DM Jerry or Jesus to get on the guest list!

Thursday, 9/27 w/ Chingo Bling @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA

Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA

ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:

Friday, 9/21 w/ Paul Rodriguez @ Kiva Auditorium, Albuquerque, NM

Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 13, 2018

The Wannabes remember Mac Miller, 9-11, the first jokes they ever wrote, and their early rap careers. (Yes, for real.)

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Jesus kicks his intro up a notch, and it sets off a firestorm of hack jokes. Jerry recounts the start of his gay infatuation. Christian gives an update on his wife's pregnancy, and the guys all swap parenting advice. Christian claims this kid is going to wear, say and play with whatever he wants.

Then, Jesus admits he's a rat. Jerry identifies the biggest snitches in his life. And Christian flirts with telling a story the guys have deemed too hot for the podcast!

All this, plus: Where the Wannabes were when the Twin Towers fell?

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 5, 2018

Live from Casa de Garcia y Sepulveda, the guys are back from Chicago! They discover ASMR, offer feminist advice, and watch as Jerry digs another hole.

Huge shout-out to the crowds in San Diego at The Mad House and in Chicago at The Improv! The Wannabes recap their epic Chicago Labor Day weekend with Chingo Bling.

Then, Christian knows all the hippest trends, like watching young girls whisper about nonsense on YouTube. Jerry has a story about trying to be "one of the girls," and the Wannabes have no idea how to take it. Jesus rediscovers a lost memory about an awkward childhood encounter.

Jesus doubles down so hard on some questionable opinions he creates a cliff, and Jerry walks right off it with him. #Feminism for days.

Finally, the guys decide when it's time to call it quits in a relationship.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 28, 2018

The guys object to how women use Instagram! 2 out of 3 are sad and single now, FYI. They share tricks for ultra-cheap dates, and Jerry maybe scars his kids.

Jesus flips out that women in LA expect a first date to cost at least $200, according to a survey. Christian advocates film piracy as a cheap alternative. Jesus does him one better: $2 MOVIE THEATERS. The guys call B.S., but IT'S TRUE.

Then, Christian proclaims gangster rap died with Tupac. Jesus almost got into a fist fight on the soccer field. And Jerry struggled during a charity stand-up show, so he pulled out his "STEP-DAD MATERIAL." His kids were in the audience. They had never heard him rag on their step-dad before. They didn't say one word about it.

Christian and Jesus helpfully act out how that conversation should have gone.

Finally, Jerry reveals how he f*cked up the Wannabes' chances at working for NBC.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA

TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 23, 2018

Like a cholo on parole, Jerry's changing for the better. Jesus rages over people who dislike ketchup. And the Wannabes break down how to properly do IG.

Jerry adds 2 new cities to his ever-expanding Top 3 Cities list:

  • Denver, where the bad bitches make up for the altitude sickness.
  • El Paso, where the Army wives party while their husbands are away.

Then, the guys are furious at the games played by private Instagrammers. Christian reveals the secret world of Hide and Mute. Jerry can't take Follow Backs. And Jesus battles depression over celebrity accounts.

Jerry reveals upcoming car stunts with his 2004 Mustang, struggles with more unintentional racism, and loses it in his SPORTS MINUTE.

Finally, Jesus wants the guys to act out their sex style with a noisemaker.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

8/29 @ The Comedy Palace, San Diego, CA

TENTATIVE: 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 13, 2018

Jerry's on the road with Chingo Bling, so we upgrade his spot to a legit international superstar: Fabrizio Copano is in the building!

Fabrizio is one of the biggest comedians in Chile. He's got a hot new Netflix special called Solo Pienso En Mi and several hit Spanish-language movies to his name. Now he's come to conquer America, and Jerry Garcia has become the weird dad he never had (and probably never wanted).

Fabrizio reveals:

  • The 3 types of women in Chile!
  • His unexpected brush with American racism!
  • The TV show that represents how the world sees America!
  • That time he partied with Miley Cyrus at an SNL after-party and things got WEIRD!

Fabrizio also tells the wild story of how he met his girlfriend while she was married, ended up moving in with her in Mexico, then finally moved with her to L.A.

Plus, the winners of last week's SWAG CONTEST, and Instagram tips and tricks from a dude with 148k followers!

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Aug 8, 2018

Take out your ear buds, crank up the volume, grab your boss, and make sure all the kids are listening. The Wannabes attempt their first SFW, 100% clean show.

They talk about haters, diarrhea, El Chapo and ugly rappers smashing. This is gonna go great.

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Christian lets you know you better back the heck off. Jesus gives up on fashion. Jerry reveals his closet may not look like a man's closet.

Then, the guys discuss toilet water, drying your butt, and proper use of the bidet, all while keeping things PG. The family-friendly train keeps rolling with a wholesome GREASE singalong.

Things take a questionable turn when Jerry remembers a heavyset woman splayed across the pavement, and Jesus explains what it's like to get snitched on by a white guy.

Finally, the EL CHAPO documentary, ugly rappers, and a brand-new fan-made theme song! Damn, this is a jam-packed episode! Oh, language, shi--

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 30, 2018

Jerry is obsessed with conchas, the kids are using Jesus' AKAs, and we found all the Chris Z fans! But most important: Who's about to have a baby??

The guys return from a great show in San Bernardino with BIG NEWS! Finally back in the studio, they reminisce on all the ways it can suck to be a dad. Jerry remembers the many times his kids hurt themselves. Christian remembers making his daughter his mom's problem. Jesus is not ready for any of it. But...Is HE the father??

Then, the Wannabes go live on Instagram to give shoutouts, answer questions, and get zinged by a fan. You could zing the Wannabes too if you followed @americanwannabespodcast@chriszpics, @jesuscomic89 and @comedianjerryg on Instagram. And get your ass to the American Wannabes Facebook page to drop a 'Like' while you're at it!

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

Labor Day Weekend 8/31 - 9/2 @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Schaumburg, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 26, 2018

Jerry live-podcasts his Dodgers, Christian has all the serial killer facts, and Jesus got MAGA'd at Disney. Then, the guys remember smokeshows from childhood TV.

The Wannabes record from home with Raul Reyes on the couch. Jesus has a dire warning about L.A. beaches after a weekend with his fam. Christian wonders what the hell R. Kelly admitted to in "I Admit It". And Jerry wants to know if anyone else has noticed how gay Disneyland has got.

Finally, the guys revisit 90s TV, where we learn how much Jerry hated Urkel, and which show starred the biggest babe.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in San Bernardino, CA

8/31 - 9/2 Labor Day Weekend @ The Chicago Improv w/ Chingo Bling, Chicago, IL

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 17, 2018

The Wannabes are hungover in a hotel room in Phoenix. It was a good weekend.

Shout out to the crowds who showed up at Standup Live! It turns out Christian is a mean drunk. All of Jerry's best drunk stories take place in San Diego.

Jesus is hyped about BARBIE RICAN, an up-and-coming Puerto Rican artist. She is open, real and wild, and he is here for it. Almost as excited is Christian, about his new bald emoji in the updated American Wannabes logo.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

 

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in Riverside, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 12, 2018

The Wannabes are on house arrest and they accidentally deleted the best episode ever. Plus, a full recap of the Jerry vs. Jesus basketball showdown!

If you thought a couple of young, fit Latino dudes were going to upstage Jimmy Kimmel vs. Ted Cruz...You were very, very wrong. On a less tragic note, that Thai soccer team trapped in the cave has been rescued! The Wannabes have live, up-to-date details.

Shout out the amazing fans from the LEVITY LIVE show...Including a mystery woman featured in the continuing adventures of Raul Reyes.

Then, when Christian asks if it's okay for men to find men attractive, Jerry's sexuality is once again challenged. The guys dissect all-American media institution Full House. And, FINALLY, the Wannabes find a topic they can agree on: Is it okay for your girlfriend to have a personal trainer? The answer may surprise you.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/15 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in Riverside, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jul 2, 2018

It's deportes for days as the Wannabes reflect on a sports weekend filled with epic highs and crushing lows, before igniting their very own blood rivalry.

Listen to hear Jerry and Jesus trash-talk their way into a ONE-ON-ONE BASKETBALL SHOOTOUT. Comment, email us at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com, or @ us on Twitter or Instagram – TELL US WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO THE LOSER. It's going down next Monday, 7/9.

All that, plus Jesus reflects on his taping for HBO, the guys come down hard on Drake's new album, and the Latino community is under way too much fire lately. Demasiado, gueys.

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TREAT YOURSELF TO A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/8 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA

7/15 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in Riverside, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 26, 2018

Jerry and his date Jesus talk the HBO red carpet and insulting Hollywood producers. Plus, America's new "Space Force" is only the tip of a conspiracy iceberg...

Congratulations to Jerry for joining an elite group of comics featured on HBO Latino's ENTRE NOS...Soon to be joined by Jesus Sepulveda, aka Big Dick Daddy himself!

Meanwhile, Jerry's kids tried to bankrupt him with Fortnite, Jesus has been lusting over a trans woman, and Christian has a convenient new game: Lady or Ladyboy? Spoiler: Jesus loses.

Then, the guys try to figure out if it's still okay to want an old-fashioned relationship, and Jerry ponders visiting the gun range with his son and his son's step-dad.

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/8 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA

7/15 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in San Bernardino, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 19, 2018

Jesus took a Mexico trip unlike any he's ever taken, Christian finds out exactly what the guys would do for love, and Jerry flirts with alcoholism.

Plus: HUGE shout-out to MEXICO for KILLING IT in The World Cup! Stay 'til the end to hear the guys break down the game. But first, Jerry has tension with his white producer, and Jesus' whole family had tension with their white neighbors in Sonora...In addition to some drama at the border.

Then, in Christian's love quiz, what would you do if your one true:

  • Told you to get rid of your dog?
  • Asked you to cover up a murder?
  • Broke her vagina so you could never have sex again?!

And the guys debate the finer points of $1 million versus $10 million to leave the love of your life.

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Jerry Garcia performs on HBO Latino's ENTRE NOS this Friday 6/22! Tune in!

AND COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW:

7/8 @ Levity Live in Oxnard, CA

7/15 @ Standup Live in Phoenix, AZ

7/29 @ The Sturges Center in San Bernardino, CA

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 12, 2018

Jerry is super-excited as the Wannabes celebrate PRIDE MONTH without Jesus, but WITH special guest (and extra-special gay) Narciso Gonzalez!

Jerry is a perfect Twink, Christian is an Otter, and Jesus is a Little Cub, according to Narciso. The guys talk coming out, the "f" word, and Mexican families always being quick to spot the gay kid. Then Narciso administers the classic "Nail Test" to see who might play for his team.

Overall, Narciso wants America to be less macho and more sensitive! Jerry struggles to get in touch with his sensitive side, but remembers vividly the last time he cried. Plus, Jerry needs a date to the premiere of his comedy special on HBO Latino, and Narciso has a trans friend he thinks Jerry would love!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jun 5, 2018

Jesus ratted out his boys when they got busted with weed, Christian's tangled in the Pusha T/Drake beef, and Jerry declares himself the Kobe of American Wannabes.

The Wannabes are ready for summer, and they've got the cocaine, energy pills, colonics and juice cleanses to prove it! Jerry gets his Sports Minute, with thoughts on his beloved Dodgers and the ridiculous Lebron hate going around.

Then, things get HEATED over Christian's lingering Kanye fandom. Jerry of course has no idea what all the rap beef is about, so Jesus and Christian break it down. The guys remember how 'yo mama' jokes and dissing sneakers CROSSED THE LINE in the 90s.

Finally, Jesus remembers that time in middle school when he cracked like an egg under school interrogation.

Shout out to Jerry's son who graduated elementary school last week! Stay in escuela, chicos.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 30, 2018

Jerry is not as Mexican as he thought. Speaking of rediscovering your roots, there's a 30-year-old man in the news being sued by his parents to move out of their house. The guys agree that'd never happen in a Latino home…Probably.

The Wannabes talk cooking. Jesus' dad makes homemade versions of fast food. Jerry tries to cook Italian. And Christian says Shake Shack may beat In-N-Out in the fast food game, but the guys aren't feeling it for a very specific reason.

Finally, Jerry has another story of losing his money in the wackest way possible. This time, it's digital!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 21, 2018

Live at the NoHo Comedy Fest! The guys revisit Jerry's married days, basketball days and Training Days between a wild line-up of guests! A great Wannabes intro.

Visit our sponsor: Dikotomy Shop @ www.dikotomy.com

They're a men's online apparel store that bridges comfort and style. Wannabe-approved. Just in time for Father's Day.

Joining the guys onstage are festival organizer Jack Jr (@jackjrcomic) to talk the Wannabes' early days, Mrs. Krystle Zaragoza herself (@krys__tle) to talk abandoning Christian, and the homies Juan and Jonathan to talk gentrification vs gente-fication! Plus, baldness, Rodney King, and the mean streets of North Hollywood.

Apologies to intern Raul Reyes, who got cut from the lineup due to sound quality or boredom, you decide.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 14, 2018

BONUS-LENGTH EPISODE! The Wannabes roll hard into their backlog of listener questions, and make some shocking revelations!

Visit American Wannabes' first sponsor: DIKOTOMY SHOP @ dikotomy.com -- They're a men's online apparel store that bridges comfort and style. Wannabe-approved. Just in time for Father's Day.

Also, you could've asked your question live on air if you livestreamed with us. JUST SO YOU KNOW. Follow @chriszpics, @comedianjerryg and @jesuscomic89 on Instagram to keep up!

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EVEN MORE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AT THE FIRST AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE SHOW: MAY 17, 2018 @ 7pm

See us record live at the HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA! Book your tickets here or get there early, and be ready to be part of the show!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 8, 2018

Jerry's in a feud! Christian remembers the night his wife got arrested for defending him against her own family. And Jesus once got punked by actual cowboys.

The guys announce the date for their upcoming live show! Jesus is feeling wrecked after a weekend with family, but it's not as bad as the night Christian got jumped, arrested, and locked up alongside the birthday girl AT A FAMILY PARTY.

The Wannabes all have crazy arrest stories, but you have to listen to find out:

Who had a male nurse aim his penis when the cops refused to un-cuff him to pee?

Who was saved from a DUI by a passenger with an outstanding warrant?

Who got smacked down in court by a traffic cop?

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THE FIRST AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE SHOW: MAY 17, 2018 @ 7pm in North Hollywood, CA

The guys are honored to be special guests of the NoHo Comedy and Arts Festival. See us record live at the HAHA COMEDY CLUB, for an episode all about the fans! Come out and be a part of the show!!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 30, 2018

Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over.

In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Cool.

Jerry is now a Disneyland pass holder, and it is a game-changer. "I will never date a bitch who isn't a pass holder!" While there, he discovered they're removing hookers from the Pirates of the Carribean ride, and he was recognized by a cute girl with her angry, friend-zoned guy friend.

Finally, shout-out to American Wannabes intern RAUL REYES, who's recovering from gall bladder surgery, but not from his alter-ego "Save-A-Ho."

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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 23, 2018

Jesus lost his phone and its everyone else's fault! Lyft sucks, T-Mobile sucks, his brother sucks. But otherwise he had a wonderful 4/20. Jerry addresses the feedback he's been getting over making out with his babysitter. Christian and Jesus accuse Jerry of being soft, but he insists he's "hood as f*ck.

Jerry doubles down on his hatred of Selena! Jesus flips out. Christian wants to talk about the #freethenip campaign, which Jerry assumes is about captive Asians. The guys agree the campaigners ought to get ready for all the worst horn dogs society has to offer.

Then, the Wannabes discuss the Starbucks racism situation. Christian says he never feels welcome in any business except Supreme, RifLA and Undefeated...And even then, he's not really cool enough to be there. Jesus and Jerry both have history at the white secret headquarters known as "country clubs." Jesus had a middle school friend who would take him, and Jerry has a white babymama whose parents used to invite him to brunch. It didn't go well.

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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 16, 2018

Jerry's ex has been calling to "check in on him." Christian never thought he could love a dog so much, but his love for his puppy is real. Jesus has questions about Trump's side chick.

The guys wonder if any of them has f*cked a woman in power. Jerry fondly remembers his hot babysitter using him for make-out practice when he was 5. Christian asks the obvious question: What are your thoughts on kids hooking up with teachers? Jerry has another priceless double standard answer.

Christian and Jesus debate the finer points of what high school chicks get away with – like the time a girl changed clothes in front of Jesus, but tried to get his ass kicked when he whipped his dick out in front of her.

Then, Jesus debuts a spot-on Cardi B impression, and the Wannabes promote their upcoming live show at the NoHo Comedy Festival!

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SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 10, 2018

Jerry and Jesus are fresh off the plane from San Antonio! They learned absolutely nothing about The Alamo and displayed their ignorance on social media. They were also interviewed on morning TV, where Jesus wanted to display his ass live on the show.

Jerry and Jesus consider taking their relationship to the next level after Texas. Christian definitely expects them to f*ck soon.

A detour into fighting leads the Wannabes to discuss UFC's thirsty-ass publicity stunts, WrestleMania, and the epic San Antonio barbershop throwdown started over mixtapes.

Then, Christian finds out Jesus is uncircumcised. Yes, really. He has all the same questions you do, so you better listen.

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SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube!

SEE AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP: GLENDALE, AZ, Jerry G From HP is there one night only this Sunday, April 15 @ 7pm at the Stir Crazy Comedy Club. Or come see him at a meet-and-greet Saturday night at Fuego Bar and Grill in Tolleson, AZ!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 2, 2018

Jesus drags Jerry for last episode's pity party. But Jerry has gotten zero date offers since his break-up went public. And Christian's daughter caught him smoking weed.

The Wannabes consider the smash hit Roseanne revival.

Most importantly: THE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT is back, baby! First, the guys break down hip hop slang words, such as Drip, Gucci, Bible, and Snatched. Then they clarify hipster slang like Askhole, Boomerang Child, Ear Jacking, and Frak.

Jesus has THOUGHTS on liberal parenting. In a huge shocker, Jerry is not comfortable with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith allegedly having an open relationship. And Christian declares he's quitting the 'pulling out' game forever.

Stay tuned for updates on the conception of Christian's next kid.

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LATER THIS WEEK: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... It's like a bonus American Wannabes!

LAST CHANCE: THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts THIS WEEK, April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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