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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Jun 5, 2018

Jesus ratted out his boys when they got busted with weed, Christian's tangled in the Pusha T/Drake beef, and Jerry declares himself the Kobe of American Wannabes.

The Wannabes are ready for summer, and they've got the cocaine, energy pills, colonics and juice cleanses to prove it! Jerry gets his Sports Minute, with thoughts on his beloved Dodgers and the ridiculous Lebron hate going around.

Then, things get HEATED over Christian's lingering Kanye fandom. Jerry of course has no idea what all the rap beef is about, so Jesus and Christian break it down. The guys remember how 'yo mama' jokes and dissing sneakers CROSSED THE LINE in the 90s.

Finally, Jesus remembers that time in middle school when he cracked like an egg under school interrogation.

Shout out to Jerry's son who graduated elementary school last week! Stay in escuela, chicos.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 30, 2018

Jerry is not as Mexican as he thought. Speaking of rediscovering your roots, there's a 30-year-old man in the news being sued by his parents to move out of their house. The guys agree that'd never happen in a Latino home…Probably.

The Wannabes talk cooking. Jesus' dad makes homemade versions of fast food. Jerry tries to cook Italian. And Christian says Shake Shack may beat In-N-Out in the fast food game, but the guys aren't feeling it for a very specific reason.

Finally, Jerry has another story of losing his money in the wackest way possible. This time, it's digital!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 21, 2018

Live at the NoHo Comedy Fest! The guys revisit Jerry's married days, basketball days and Training Days between a wild line-up of guests! A great Wannabes intro.

Visit our sponsor: Dikotomy Shop @ www.dikotomy.com

They're a men's online apparel store that bridges comfort and style. Wannabe-approved. Just in time for Father's Day.

Joining the guys onstage are festival organizer Jack Jr (@jackjrcomic) to talk the Wannabes' early days, Mrs. Krystle Zaragoza herself (@krys__tle) to talk abandoning Christian, and the homies Juan and Jonathan to talk gentrification vs gente-fication! Plus, baldness, Rodney King, and the mean streets of North Hollywood.

Apologies to intern Raul Reyes, who got cut from the lineup due to sound quality or boredom, you decide.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 14, 2018

BONUS-LENGTH EPISODE! The Wannabes roll hard into their backlog of listener questions, and make some shocking revelations!

Visit American Wannabes' first sponsor: DIKOTOMY SHOP @ dikotomy.com -- They're a men's online apparel store that bridges comfort and style. Wannabe-approved. Just in time for Father's Day.

Also, you could've asked your question live on air if you livestreamed with us. JUST SO YOU KNOW. Follow @chriszpics, @comedianjerryg and @jesuscomic89 on Instagram to keep up!

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EVEN MORE QUESTIONS ANSWERED AT THE FIRST AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE SHOW: MAY 17, 2018 @ 7pm

See us record live at the HaHa Comedy Club in North Hollywood, CA! Book your tickets here or get there early, and be ready to be part of the show!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

May 8, 2018

Jerry's in a feud! Christian remembers the night his wife got arrested for defending him against her own family. And Jesus once got punked by actual cowboys.

The guys announce the date for their upcoming live show! Jesus is feeling wrecked after a weekend with family, but it's not as bad as the night Christian got jumped, arrested, and locked up alongside the birthday girl AT A FAMILY PARTY.

The Wannabes all have crazy arrest stories, but you have to listen to find out:

Who had a male nurse aim his penis when the cops refused to un-cuff him to pee?

Who was saved from a DUI by a passenger with an outstanding warrant?

Who got smacked down in court by a traffic cop?

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THE FIRST AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE SHOW: MAY 17, 2018 @ 7pm in North Hollywood, CA

The guys are honored to be special guests of the NoHo Comedy and Arts Festival. See us record live at the HAHA COMEDY CLUB, for an episode all about the fans! Come out and be a part of the show!!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 30, 2018

Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over.

In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Cool.

Jerry is now a Disneyland pass holder, and it is a game-changer. "I will never date a bitch who isn't a pass holder!" While there, he discovered they're removing hookers from the Pirates of the Carribean ride, and he was recognized by a cute girl with her angry, friend-zoned guy friend.

Finally, shout-out to American Wannabes intern RAUL REYES, who's recovering from gall bladder surgery, but not from his alter-ego "Save-A-Ho."

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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 23, 2018

Jesus lost his phone and its everyone else's fault! Lyft sucks, T-Mobile sucks, his brother sucks. But otherwise he had a wonderful 4/20. Jerry addresses the feedback he's been getting over making out with his babysitter. Christian and Jesus accuse Jerry of being soft, but he insists he's "hood as f*ck.

Jerry doubles down on his hatred of Selena! Jesus flips out. Christian wants to talk about the #freethenip campaign, which Jerry assumes is about captive Asians. The guys agree the campaigners ought to get ready for all the worst horn dogs society has to offer.

Then, the Wannabes discuss the Starbucks racism situation. Christian says he never feels welcome in any business except Supreme, RifLA and Undefeated...And even then, he's not really cool enough to be there. Jesus and Jerry both have history at the white secret headquarters known as "country clubs." Jesus had a middle school friend who would take him, and Jerry has a white babymama whose parents used to invite him to brunch. It didn't go well.

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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Apr 16, 2018

Jerry's ex has been calling to "check in on him." Christian never thought he could love a dog so much, but his love for his puppy is real. Jesus has questions about Trump's side chick.

The guys wonder if any of them has f*cked a woman in power. Jerry fondly remembers his hot babysitter using him for make-out practice when he was 5. Christian asks the obvious question: What are your thoughts on kids hooking up with teachers? Jerry has another priceless double standard answer.

Christian and Jesus debate the finer points of what high school chicks get away with – like the time a girl changed clothes in front of Jesus, but tried to get his ass kicked when he whipped his dick out in front of her.

Then, Jesus debuts a spot-on Cardi B impression, and the Wannabes promote their upcoming live show at the NoHo Comedy Festival!

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SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Apr 10, 2018

Jerry and Jesus are fresh off the plane from San Antonio! They learned absolutely nothing about The Alamo and displayed their ignorance on social media. They were also interviewed on morning TV, where Jesus wanted to display his ass live on the show.

Jerry and Jesus consider taking their relationship to the next level after Texas. Christian definitely expects them to f*ck soon.

A detour into fighting leads the Wannabes to discuss UFC's thirsty-ass publicity stunts, WrestleMania, and the epic San Antonio barbershop throwdown started over mixtapes.

Then, Christian finds out Jesus is uncircumcised. Yes, really. He has all the same questions you do, so you better listen.

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SHOUT OUT TO OUR BOYS: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... Click the link to hear them on YouTube!

SEE AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP: GLENDALE, AZ, Jerry G From HP is there one night only this Sunday, April 15 @ 7pm at the Stir Crazy Comedy Club. Or come see him at a meet-and-greet Saturday night at Fuego Bar and Grill in Tolleson, AZ!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Apr 2, 2018

Jesus drags Jerry for last episode's pity party. But Jerry has gotten zero date offers since his break-up went public. And Christian's daughter caught him smoking weed.

The Wannabes consider the smash hit Roseanne revival.

Most importantly: THE PREGUNTAS SEGMENT is back, baby! First, the guys break down hip hop slang words, such as Drip, Gucci, Bible, and Snatched. Then they clarify hipster slang like Askhole, Boomerang Child, Ear Jacking, and Frak.

Jesus has THOUGHTS on liberal parenting. In a huge shocker, Jerry is not comfortable with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith allegedly having an open relationship. And Christian declares he's quitting the 'pulling out' game forever.

Stay tuned for updates on the conception of Christian's next kid.

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LATER THIS WEEK: Catch Jerry and Jesus as guests on the Desmadre Podcast ... It's like a bonus American Wannabes!

LAST CHANCE: THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts THIS WEEK, April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.

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Mar 26, 2018

Jerry and Christian shout out a special thanks to Brawley, CA for an amazing show. Jesus is NOT onboard. He bombed.

Then, Jerry reveals he got dumped two weeks ago! He says it's the first time it's happened without him doing something wrong. Jesus and Christian play social media detectives to piece together the timeline. The Wannabes disagree on the wisdom of rebound sex.

When Christian asks if the guys believe in karma, Jesus reveals that he believes he is cursed. He never sleeps and can't enjoy being happy. Well shit, that took a dark turn.

All this, plus a bad set helps Jerry realize he can't make gay jokes in 2018. Christian wonders if he secretly loves Trump.

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BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT: The American Wannabes made the cut for the NoHo Comedy Fest podcast lineup! Get ready for our first live show! Details soon.

COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Jerry and Jesus headline Clearwater Casino in Seattle, WA, March 27!

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 19, 2018

The guys discuss their latest AMIGOS THURSDAY show at The Comedy Store, where the great Paul Rodriguez dropped in!

Jesus goes OFF on their buddy/fellow comedian Raul Reyes, who wanted to close the show WITHOUT EARNING IT. Jerry shouts out a happy birthday to his son while dressed like a gangster. Christian vapes weed on Facebook Live, inspiring a friend to out what company he works for.

Then, the Wannabes play audio of a woman explaining her views on cheating. Jesus and Christian lose their shit as Jerry explains how women should always be held to a higher standard than men (because he has such great respect for them). Christian claims ladies don't want a big dick. And Jesus is blown away to learn that most women own vibrators.

We end with the Wannabes responding to a comment from the Chingo Bling episode, about them "talking over one another."

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

Jerry and Jesus headline Clearwater Casino in Seattle, WA, March 27!

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 12, 2018

You asked for it. You demanded it. You bitched that it hadn't happened yet. Finally, Mr. CHINGO BLING himself joins the Wannabes in-studio for a bonus-length episode!

Jesus says Jerry's style is whack. Christian's wife wants a baby, so he got a new dog. Jerry still hates traffic, and Chingo is HERE for that.

The Houston superstar joins the guys for a deep conversation about his life and career. Chingo talks about going from college radio host to chopped-and-screwed dirty south rapper to the first non-black artist on the cover of Source. Then, how he transitioned to his first love: stand-up comedy. Hear how Chingo learned to hustle at the flea market, turned down a movie deal, bombed horribly as a comedian, and left behind his aluminum foil grill (true story), all on the road to success.

Plus, meet Marisol, Chingo's hard-as-nails road manager / pregnant wife! She's the one kicking you out of the VIP.

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Mar 6, 2018

Jesus wants to see DUNKIRK, but Christian tells him it's not what he expects. Christian wants to see THE SHAPE OF WATER, and Jesus' recap starts with "she finger bangs herself every morning." Christian gives a rave review of I, TONYA.

Jerry shares an article titled "11 Things That Make People Less Attractive," and the guys discover Jerry has a pretty confusing double standard.

Then, hear the story of Jerry's CARS audition for Disney, which did not go well. Jesus admits he once backed out of a part in a Mexican TV docuseries when he found out he was playing a pedophile. 

Christian asks everyone to share the biggest lie they've told to get with a girl.

We end with an update on the Deep Dimples/Jerry "bitches" situation.

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 28, 2018

Jesus thinks texting is for pussies. Christian eats charcuterie while his daughter flunks her classes. A fan defends Jerry after last episode's savage beating, but Jerry's too proud to accept.

The Wannabes remember their early days slaying skeezas with all the most questionable moves: Smirnoff Ice, pretending to be drunk, and going after freshmen. This culminates in the ridiculous story of how Jerry lost his virginity on campus, during school hours, in an elevator.

Jerry also gets super real about the challenges of raising three sons by two moms, who sometimes don't believe they're brothers.

Finally, the Wannabes stop off in Wakanda to talk Black Panther. The only spoiler you'll get: Michael B. Jordan vs. Jerry G. from H.P. is about to be the new celebrity feud.

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COME SEE AN AMERICAN WANNABES STAND-UP SHOW: Flappers Comedy Club in Claremont, CA, March 23 and 24.

THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 19, 2018

Listener “Deep Dimples” gives thoughtful compliments to Jesus and Christian.

Then she drags Jerry HARD. So he goes on an epic rant to clear up some misconceptions.

The Wannabes all talk about the words they used growing up that are no longer OK. Jesus laments the loss of some seriously questionable slang.

Jerry tells the story of having to call in a bodyguard after making a fan’s boyfriend jealous.

Jesus tells the story of catching his little brother in a “private moment” in the bathroom.

Finally, Amigo’s Thursday is back at the World Famous Comedy Store in Los Angeles! Click the link above for tickets.

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THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book!

Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 13, 2018

The guys give on-point Valentine advice. Jesus uses Buy-One-Get-One offers to please his side chick. Christian 'borrows' gift ideas from friends. And Jerry refuses to put effort into anything, including sex.

Jerry and Jesus both have experience being a "side dude." The more they tell, the worse it gets. Then, Jerry has a close encounter with middle-aged swingers, and Jesus envisions the future of relationships destroyed by "the youth."

Plus, bathroom etiquette, the extra benefits of Jerry's "Girls Gone Wild" subscriptions, and how weird it would get if the Wannabes had Kanye money. Finally, the guys try out some new material!

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BIG NEWS! THE UNDEPORTABLES Tour starts April 6, 2018 in San Antonio, TX at the Empire Theatre. Tickets are NOW ON SALE via Ticketmaster. Click here to book! If that link doesn't work, try clicking here.

Watch the show notes, or follow/DM @ComedianJerryG, @JesusComic89, or any of the guys on Facebook for tickets and info on upcoming dates.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Feb 6, 2018

The Wannabes have glimpsed the future. It is time to talk about DEEP FAKE PORN. But first...

Jerry's back from a depressing birthday, while Christian's back from a relaxing vacation. The guys talk Super Bowl, where Jerry lost a ton of money, nobody loved Timberlake, and all the commercials were whack.

Christian's all about Kylie Jenner giving birth, while Jesus is all about Kylie Jenner, all over.

Jerry and Jesus just got back from Tempe, AZ with Chingo Bling, where Wannabes listeners represented. Big shout out to y'all. Jesus thinks the Wannabes need a comedy vlog, but Jerry's not so sure.

Jerry's more interested in his career as the funny guy of porn.

Finally, the Wannabes talk step-sister fantasies, and how they all wished their parents would split up so a hot step-sister could move in. That's when Producer James brings up the Deep Fakes. This shit is MIND-BLOWING.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

 

Jan 29, 2018

Guest starring Chingo Bling, Christian's wife, Jesus' angry dad and some of our dopest listeners!

The Wannabes spend their 50th episode chilling with Coronas and taking calls from fans. Jerry tells the story of how American Wannabes came to be. Jesus reminisces on visiting some of America's most important landmarks, like a strip club in Washington, D.C. Christian gets a short-lived ego boost from his wife calling into the show. Also, Jerry bought bootleg Vicodin in Tijuana, which reminds him of that time Viagra almost killed him.

Thank to our loyal listeners for growing this podcast over 50 amazing episodes, and we can't wait to bring you 50 more.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 23, 2018

Chappelle and John Mayer popped in on the Wannabes' weekly stand-up show: Amigos Thursday at the Comedy Store!

Jesus was very impressed with how Mr. Mayer smelled.

But first, the final update on Jerry's missing $300! Did he man up and take back what was his?

Then, the guys give tips on shoplifting: Jesus likes to use the bottom of the grocery cart, Jerry's kids are helpful in creating a diversion, and Christian sees people steal everything from steaks to condoms to baby formula at his day job.

Jerry takes us back to his Thug Life days. He got banned for life from J.C. Penney and got his ass whupped by concerned citizens for taking part in the L.A. riots.

Finally, Jesus met Post Malone and freaked the F out.

Plus, a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT for the Wannabes' upcoming 50th Episode!!

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Jan 16, 2018

The Wannabes react to a viral clip of a kid getting caught with his pants down. They reminisce about when they first discovered, and then got discovered, spanking the wanking...choking the chicken...slapping the monkey. You get it.

Jerry says he could never be a porn star because the fluffer would get him off, leading to a disagreement about who the fluffer actually is on a porn set.

Christian teaches the guys new words for 2018.

Jesus recently came through in the clutch for Jerry and Christian, but he has no idea what that means, almost sparking an argument.

Jerry's feeling fly with cash to burn on ladies during tax refund season, leading Christian to wonder if Jerry's going to get himself "fixed."

Finally, Jesus tries to explain the legacy of MLK, concluding that without the great Dr. King, there'd be no American Wannabes. So give thanks, pinches.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa.

Jan 8, 2018

The guys reunite after breaking up for the holidays! Stay until the end for Jerry's bold predicition about the 2020 election.

Jesus brought ass cream to his family's White Elephant Christmas party, and all hell broke loose. Jerry can relate, and has a theory about why gag gifts destroy families.

The Wannabes reflect on the mysterious Space-X launch – Jesus thought World War 3 was on, while Jerry assumed Mexico was attempting a space program, which he thought was "cute."

On the positive side, Christian's wife got him the Yeezy's he's been longing for, and he has nothing but great things to say about Netflix's technology-horror show Black Mirror.

Finally, the Wannabes make their New Year's Resolutions – 2018 will be the year this podcast goes global!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

Dec 22, 2017

A holiday gift for all of our loyal fans, the Best of 2017 Episode. 

Listen for favorites like, Christian shits his pants, Jerry takes Jesus to a Bacero brothel, Jesus' football glory days, and more. 

Happy Holidays from the American Wannabes! 

See you all in 2018! 

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

 

Dec 19, 2017

It's the last show of 2017! The guys need to hear from you: What were your favorite Wannabes moments of 2017?

As Christmas nears, Jerry's in a tight spot. He sent $300 to the wrong friend, but neither Bank of America nor the lucky guy are willing to give it back.

After a run-in with an angry cholo, Christian wants to know if you get to regulate curb parking in front of your house.

And in the wake of #MeToo, Jesus is sad to report the number of cougars hitting on him and Jerry is way down.

Plus, the Wannabes discuss the out-of-control epidemic of fake butts!

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American Wannabes is a Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda, and Christian Zaragoza.

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